Sassington, M.C.

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why do men hate admitting they're tired, only to finally sit still and fall asleep within seconds? like, does it feel like a L if you say it out loud?

then when they actually admit they're tired, they're OVERLY exhausted and aggravated. then it's too late. 😂

I felt like we all needed it today.

if I have to run, this is my preferred method of hydration

when someone confirms exactly what you said in the first place

if you have this blessing, be proud of it and express gratitude for it OFTEN. 💚

if it feels hard right now... If it feels hard right now… like, particularly, unnecessarily, and consistently fucking hard right now...

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happy international women's day. written with love. 🎀

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Happy New Year

an AI-generated profile of a "proud Black queer momma of 2 & truth-teller"

an AI-generated profile of a "everybody's grandpa"

why do we need AI-generated profiles. why

You know, your own imagination is far more wonderful Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Than any computer could ever be. You know why? Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

You’re a living human being. And a computer is just a machine. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Human beings are far more wonderful than machines. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Mister Rogers never misses

Actually I don't think you can call psych meds "Happy Pills" they don't automatically make you happy. They more like "Anti Show the fuck out at Walmart" pills

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"It's Not Cuffing Season For Everyone" + some suggestions on how to deal:

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#Blacksky
#writingcommunity
#writersky

"I'm fucking sad and I'm not hiding it anymore."

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#writersky
#writingcommunity
#blacksky

that's the new lie that businesses tell and it infuriates me deeply. just be honest so I can never order from you again PLEASE AND THANK YOU

When men rage, they blow and shoot things up and start wars.

When women rage, we create.

We knit, do embroidery and cross stitch. We create new things ... while we figure out how to fix the broken things.

Behold rage project #1

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My body all over your body
Your body all over my body

I'm 40 years old. Unless you're gifting me a viewfinder with unreleased nude exclusives of my favorite celeb, you better get me a damn Visa gift card before you end our relationship.

this just unlocked a memory

treat cho self!

that placement is everything wrong with this country 😭

I have felt this feeling and it feels just as magical as you think it would, but maybe 3-5x as much. And I really got lucky because on the other side of it, was a speakeasy and MORE BOOKS. a dream.

if he was brown, a search wouldn't even have went down lmaoooooooo. would've been captured as soon as the gun jammed.

that highlighted sentence is precisely how I feel about all this "history" happening, too