It really was, took us a while to get rid of them! We found a giant raft of ants in the cistern, still not 100% sure how they got there!
05.11.2025 13:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@attackmonkey.bsky.social
It really was, took us a while to get rid of them! We found a giant raft of ants in the cistern, still not 100% sure how they got there!
05.11.2025 13:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Picture shows a toilet full of ants, because it was cursed and fired out ants when you flushed it!
You mean the time our toilet fired out ants when you flushed it? π
05.11.2025 06:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβve been offered one too. I think itβs because they count me as potentially immunosuppressed though, even though chemo was 19 years ago.
04.11.2025 07:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I grew up in the arse end of nowhere and learnt to drive so I got dragged to see that film multiple times by my friends. I still canβt watch it after the one time a lady was distraught about the ending and gave a LOUD hang wringing commentary about it π I just cannot take it seriously any more!
02.11.2025 20:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks!
30.10.2025 19:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oooh, whereβs the exhibition?
30.10.2025 17:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Picture shows a grizzly looking fake wound.
My daughter has been practicing horror makeup for her Halloween costume, Iβm really sad we didnβt have YouTube when I was a kid. She spent an hour watching some videos and then did this with PVA glue, toilet roll, standard makeup and some fake blood.
28.10.2025 23:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs like the checkbox on the old Flash installer that never remembered that you wanted to auto install updates π
28.10.2025 11:22 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Genuinely looking forward to Umbraco in the City in a couple of weeks! I donβt get to hang out with my Umbraco friends as much as i used to and it makes me sad.
27.10.2025 09:11 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm genuinely surprised the corruption/enrichment one is so low, i thought that would have been considerably higher
27.10.2025 09:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It really is. I was in overnight once after i had shooting pains down my left arm. There was an elderly chap on the ward who was clearly quite far gone with dementia and it was really heartbreaking.
27.10.2025 08:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Be not afraid, this picture shows a wreath of blood stained roses where the centre of each flower is an eye. Itβs pretty creepy.
My daughter has made a creepy Halloween wreath using an ivy ring, some distressed foam flowers and eyes. I think itβs come out really well! Then last night she wrote three chapters of a very creepy gothic style story. Sheβs definitely our child π
27.10.2025 06:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Picture shows a small mackerel tabby kitten enjoying some skritches from one of her humans.
Picture shows a small mackerel tabby kitten enjoying some skritches from one of her humans.
I think itβs safe to say that Mochi, the abandoned kitten we took in, has very much settled into her new home. Here she is stopping me working by demanding skritches. #proofofcat
24.10.2025 12:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We used to call them mustard dongs π
22.10.2025 16:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0VERY excited to finally get to run Brindlewood Bay for some friends tonight, including someone whoβs never played an RPG before! Should be fun π hopefully weβll be able to make this a regular thing!
22.10.2025 16:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love when people use photos of them I took at festivals as avatar photos. What makes me sad though is the number of my photos that have been used in order of services for friends taken before their time. I feel honoured they chose a picture I took, but also very melancholy.
19.10.2025 18:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Back when I was at school, one of the other kids dubbed him βplastic monkey faceβ because he resembles one of those haunted monkey toys you saw a lot in 80s horror movies. That nickname has stuck and we still call him that π
19.10.2025 10:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Holy shit. Was privileged enough to get to visit someone who has a phenomenal archive of music. Something like 65,000+ albums worth of stuff. Makes my undiagnosed ADHD hoardy tendencies look like amateur hour. Absolute squad goals.
19.10.2025 01:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In Porto with a pal who believes all mashups are wrong. INCORRECT, tried to introduce her to the Slipknot/Spice girls mashup and she wasnβt having it π
17.10.2025 18:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Now you can John Woo across the classroom dual wielding pointers π
16.10.2025 19:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0There was a kid at my daughterβs school called Chyna, and she was named after the wrestler!
15.10.2025 15:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Youβre not wrong, thereβs some crazy stuff in there. Assuming itβs all from the same person, thereβs quite the range of interests there.
15.10.2025 14:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I recognised some Yamanote line trains, possibly the Narita express? And Tohaku line ones? My train fu is poor π are the Pokemon livery trains from last summer still around, or have they gone now?
15.10.2025 06:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I mean, itβd be entertaining to watch him sew himself into a giant worm for method acting purposes?
13.10.2025 15:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The version weβre on about is the original one, which is Tails of Equestria. Thatβs out of print now, although you can pick it up second hand, the newer version is by Renegade games. Not played that version so I donβt know if itβs the same system or not!
12.10.2025 06:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thatβs even more excited than my daughter was when we saw the Pokemon trains when we visited Tokyo last time!
11.10.2025 19:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Having watched all of Friendship is Magic more times than I care to count with my daughter, itβs legit brilliant. Picked up the RPG after you mentioned it a while back and youβre right, itβs EXCELLENT.
11.10.2025 08:54 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1The cover of the book Weβll prescribe you a cat by Syou Ishida. Shockingly, it has cats on it
Finally, almost finished reading this, and itβs delightful. I feel like this a book @garius.bsky.social and @soapachu.bsky.social would enjoy.
10.10.2025 22:52 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The not so small human just had a go at doing Halloween makeup. Iβd say this is pretty damned awesome!
10.10.2025 22:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heh, exactly the same this morning.
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