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Chicago dad / pig. NSFW account. I’m just like your real dad, except I’m proud of you. Wer ficken will, muß freundlich sein!

277 Followers  |  232 Following  |  104 Posts  |  Joined: 09.01.2025  |  2.1662

Latest posts by ffriendlypig.bsky.social on Bluesky

OK Chicago - where are we getting our Mpox shots?

06.10.2025 22:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Visto en el barrio del Albaicín en Granada este miércoles
El que si que no me esperaba era el de Sailor Moon

03.10.2025 11:14 — 👍 353    🔁 168    💬 5    📌 12

“Straponia Trump: F*cking the Nation’s Biggest A**hole”

03.10.2025 12:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I really want a drag queen to create the character “Straponia Trump”

03.10.2025 12:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is a really good one ⬇️

02.10.2025 18:22 — 👍 22    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

Nobody’s gay for Moleman…

01.10.2025 22:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was saying Boo-urns…

01.10.2025 22:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When the marketing algorithm reads you to filth

27.09.2025 17:14 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

LOVE me a submissive top 🔥🔥🔥

24.09.2025 19:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Woof. I can think of a few uses…

24.09.2025 12:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Two of my favorite creators!

23.09.2025 23:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh, you mean a Tuesday?

23.09.2025 23:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

1. Take a walk outside Or work in garden
2. Read an actual book - not something on my phone

22.09.2025 13:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

play session so good it gives you event drop…

22.09.2025 13:28 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein

20.09.2025 19:26 — 👍 115    🔁 16    💬 2    📌 0
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Do it

19.09.2025 23:24 — 👍 276    🔁 57    💬 29    📌 7
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Reinstate Jimmy Kimmel and stop caving to authoritarian censorship! Kimmel wasn’t fired for his remarks on Kirk—he was fired for using his platform to expose and critique our government. Enough! We especially need large corporations, with the money and influence they ...

Kimmel wasn’t fired for his remarks on Kirk—he was fired for using his platform to expose and critique our government. Enough! We especially need large corporations, with the money and influence they have, to fight back. sign.moveon.org/petitions/ki...

19.09.2025 21:02 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Update: it’s skank accounts all the way down

26.08.2025 02:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

[Scrolling Bluesky, about to post something]: wait; is this my skank account, or my non-skank account?

26.08.2025 02:35 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“I’m here to find some quality penis.

Though I’d settle for some quantity penis.”

22.08.2025 02:40 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

See also: where they claim to be into ff, but then only want to f and leave

16.08.2025 22:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To be fair, it’s a pretty impressive dick. But point taken

16.08.2025 22:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
an illustration of a rubber dog on all fours with large headphones on his head. the dog says: I'm ethically dubious to credit card companies! 
A label next to the dog reads: Sex dog, willingly paid for the hypnosis files and consented to listening to the files.

an illustration of a rubber dog on all fours with large headphones on his head. the dog says: I'm ethically dubious to credit card companies! A label next to the dog reads: Sex dog, willingly paid for the hypnosis files and consented to listening to the files.

I'm feeling stressed, exhausted and terrified.
I have 100s of pieces I could be sharing but right now I don't feel like sharing any of them.
I get to draw because of the support of people and the powers that be seek to do harm by trying to make it impossible for us harmless pervs to get... 1/2

30.07.2025 19:12 — 👍 285    🔁 32    💬 1    📌 0

Gays whose parents paid their tuition for a liberal arts college LOVE dressing like construction workers

02.08.2025 16:30 — 👍 59    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 1

“Welcome to the stage Miss Guiche Lorraine!”

02.08.2025 02:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do NOT want to see Uncle Sam’s OnlyFans

30.07.2025 01:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chapeau, good sir. 😂

28.07.2025 18:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

cultural appropriation is when some hot young guy has a mustache and DOESN'T EVEN DO GAY PORN

26.07.2025 14:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Makes it easier to open again later”

26.07.2025 01:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Will Algorithmic Self-Censorship Unalive Language?  | Otherwords
YouTube video by Storied Will Algorithmic Self-Censorship Unalive Language? | Otherwords

Fascinating.

youtu.be/O0SjTKfg26c?...

24.07.2025 15:54 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

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