FFriendlyPig

FFriendlyPig

@ffriendlypig.bsky.social

Chicago dad / pig. NSFW account. I’m just like your real dad, except I’m proud of you. Wer ficken will, muß freundlich sein!

342 Followers 335 Following 146 Posts Joined Jan 2025
2 weeks ago

Lion, lamb…March swings both ways
🦁🐑🌬️☀️🌈💅

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3 weeks ago

Ugh. Sorry; that sucks

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1 month ago

care for a beard ride? 😈

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1 month ago

*authors

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1 month ago

Jose Saramago is one of their award-winning ait hits. I’ve read his “All the Names” in translation.

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1 month ago

Mavis Staples with Nathaniel Rateliff. They were great. And Nathaniel can get it.

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1 month ago

fun fact: lamingtons are a traditional Australian thing. And delicious

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2 months ago

I get why some people didn’t like it, but I enjoyed it. It reminded me of “From Dusk Til Dawn” in that the supernatural stuff mostly doesn’t appear until the last hour

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2 months ago

Bullshit. I assure you that you are, in fact, hot enough

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2 months ago

Bf: “I met this guy. He’s pan, which is a type of gay.”

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2 months ago

I came here to post this exact video 😂

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2 months ago

I love a guy with a big bouche

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2 months ago

D’awww! You do look very kissable

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2 months ago

Would it fit in a roasting pan?

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2 months ago

Right?

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2 months ago

Aforementioned research did not take long.

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2 months ago
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After careful research, I have determined that Manx artist Archibald Knox (1864–1933) could totally get it.

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2 months ago

Meeeee

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2 months ago

You’re the GOAT

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3 months ago

“I know him, but I’ve never been in his inner circle.

I mean, except for that one time at a party.”

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3 months ago
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In all of history, the book banners were never the good guys.

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3 months ago

💯

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3 months ago

The hooker vagina himself!

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3 months ago
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The Kiffness x Gay Cat - Look I'm Gay (Why Are You Gay?) YouTube video by The Kiffness

I am compelled to post this classic
youtu.be/JUcHAgsBgTM?...

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3 months ago

An all-too-common mistake is inferring the sexuality of historical figures based on contemporary standards that didn’t apply back then. For example, in the 1970s it was normal for a cop, a biker, a Native American, a construction worker, and a cowboy to be friends. It didn’t mean they were gay.

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3 months ago

It means you should call me 😈🐷😂😂😂😛

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3 months ago

aww; thank you!

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3 months ago
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3 months ago

Gladly. 😈🐷🤤

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3 months ago
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When your barista reads to to filth:

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