Calx

after the...well...everything that was the most recent AQ, i have realized that i desperately need an animatic where god dottore tries to sway the traveler to his side with his own rendition of "friend like me"

haikaveh 🌱🏛️ mermaid kaveh

I think we need to wipe out describing watching films, reading books, listening to music etc as "consuming content" before any kind of healing can begin

Top/bottom is not a personality trait, a power dynamic, etc. Fan fic writers PLEASE I beg you, stop thinking gay sex positions are hogwarts houses. Nobody seems like a top or bottom in real life. It means nothing.

"There" said Snowflake putting his sword away and immediately the snow began to fall.
"Lovely bout" said the Nutcracker, amused.
The Prince had taken out his sword purely out of tradition because he knew he would never have to fight to make it snow here.

A gate made of parts of Machine Herald in a desolate landscape under red skies, Jayce on his knees in the sand before it

The gate #jayvikhorrorweek #jayvik #illustration #Arcane

• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”

#wriolette

Updated meme:

we made it, genshin fandom

Simon Bodin, the Steambird's esteemed courtroom correspondent, reports live on the scene as an unexpected hero stops a young vishap's rampage at the Opera Epiclese.

- Neuvillette-centric
- Newspaper Article
- Written for Neuvillette Zine

Link: archiveofourown.org/works/73180401

Screenshot of David Simon interview SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

The only correct take on a fundamentally anti-human technology.

under the unsparing light of the midnight moon, i have finally fallen upon my long-sought treasure

(i struggled through and eventually completed the new lunar imaginarium game mode, and it gave me just enough wishes to bring the boy's weapon home)

#jayvik with 조금커진 Rio💜

i return from the gacha trenches with one more flins than when i entered

but his weapon remains elusive

*dons chain mail armor made up of the 164 wishes i have saved over the last 3 months*

i am ready, mihoyo

send me to battle

i want flins to visit the wangsheng funeral parlor

can you imagine him accompanying zhongli to the market to fawn over antiques

or taking a walk around town with hu tao, creeping out everyone within earshot as they casually fraternize over the funerary arts

please let them be friends, hoyo

i am so glad i've spent the last few months saving 140+ wishes bc otherwise my wallet would have been cooked after that flins teaser

i'm technically a zillennial, but what's up with video games not releasing as full games anymore? i miss the days when i would go down to the store, buy a cd, and know a full game was on it. i'm sick of this piecemeal DLC crap. give me my complete product, dammit.

Uh Oh I Ship Marionette and Columbina

jayvik embrace, jayce holding Viktor from behind with his face close to his neck. The drawing is framed with an art nouveau-style frame, with the cog and the butterfly up side and the flower and the rune symbol on the bottom side.

zoom of the first pic

a framed tragedy
#jayvik

I love his hair sooo much....
#GenshinImpact #Neuvillette

we like dottore in the same way we like the giant nyc pizza rats that pop up out of the sewer sometimes to just toddle around and spread disease

enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits

anti-shout-out to aino's voice actor. the way aino says "ineffa" in that one voice line is making my brain want to crawl out of its skull casing in the worst way.

A new moon is rising
#Neuvillette #genshinImpact

Art of a crow with a wine glass and a cake with the caption "The contents of this week require the Big Treat" 😭

Relatable.

nothing like a cheeky little abyssal twink to reignite my fading genshin hyperfixation

i love you enjou