Bruh

Dunno how you got "why is everyone so down on white supremacists" from someone saying that correlating the concept of 'prepping' with being a morally corrupt apocalypse fetishist discourages normal people from preparing for disaster, which is something we should encourage people to do. But ok.

We have our first prompted art and it is GORGEOUS!!!

You are a treasure

Per @anotherindiewriter.bsky.social's great idea I wanna open it up to any form of lewd art! Painting, drawing, writing etc. Feel free to interpret the prompt however you want, from sensual with stark contrast between dark and light to Rod Sterling's Rod Sterling.

Try to create something fresh!

I was literally just complaining to myself about how this doesn't have romance options so I am completely sold

Hahaha I mean you were in my sex cult, so

He still has fuck mii eyes

Some mysterious absolute zaddy in Pokemon Violet

Nintendo is coming after Pixar for the title of most unreasonably bangable cartoon characters holy FUCK

I haven't progressed far enough for the game to explain why everyone seems so horny for sandwiches and at this point I hope it is never explained.

I have a hot homeroom teacher, a beyond-platonically intense relationship with a girl that's way too smart for me, and a strong desire to skip class to go play with animals.

Yep. This is an accurate school experience.

I was wrong. It is the second weirdest place. Apparently Yoni Beer wasn't made from vaginal *yeast*, just bacteria.

The beer made from Roald Dahl's ass yeast still holds first place, though.

The pokédex entry for fidough claims that the yeast in fidough's breath is useful for cooking

This is now the third weirdest place I've heard of to find yeast.

Me (in video game form) and a small sad child (also video game form)

Sorry ma'am I'm going to be late to meet up with you I had to crush this small child's spider (and also his dreams) and steal his lunch money

I appreciate that so far 90% of this game is me obediently following the tall confident lady who keeps ordering me around and then running away.

All of my crushes on women have prepared me for this.

Oh it's a PLOT POINT I see

Wait so let me get this right

because my kitten beat up a squirrel, this nepo baby with boy band hair is going to just casually GIVE ME HIS CYBERPUNK DRAGON??

Anyone got suggestions for my friend?

Some strange fruit. The top is cut off, and it looks like the top has a face and is super scared about this. The rest of the fruit also looks like it has a face and is super happy.

meme me daddy

New hyperfocus what's up

@hyperfocus.bsky.social Biblically accurate cheese

🥵💀

Me when I see a big tiddy goth gf

🥵🫠

When he sends a butt pic

🤯🤠

Woah

You're yeeing my haw right now.

Banana octopus

Bananapus

Fish with bat wings

Fat

The Pinocchio nose emoji with an insanely long nose

Men on dating apps talking about their measurements

A penguin in a tux dripping in rizz

Rizzguin

Paul two weeks from now

Back atcha 🥰

An anguished emoji that looks like it is simultaneously exploding and collapsing upon itself.

My mental state after spending five hours scrolling bsky