archie comic

waiting on full consent to post a DM from another party but the things cucumberjuulpod said about holybible are awful. she's unfortunately in the transphobic depending on physical beauty crowd

picks random users, publicly labels them as predators, laughs about it in dms

community spotlight: cucumber juul pod makes up allegations for attention and personal entertainment

i am only guilty of having a waluigi bone structure

i am unpunishable

@archiesnightmare.bsky.social

im misbehaving today @earth

i vaccuum suck the peel off the orange

what color piss of the piss rainbow you pissin, pissboy?

Archduke Franz Ferdinand was killed in a goblin mode situation

im a better kisser with a plastic bag over my head

i want my ashes spread at wimbledon court right as a tennis match hits its peak

she sells lubriderm by the sea shore

i eat rice the same way as everyone else. one grain at a time

one ticket to the front row please

*twists your opinion of me into the shape of a balloon animal*

mission impossible: nuke alabama state

i want to be a lothario to lucario

sour patch kids suffer in an acid pit (my stomach)

i will not be paying the milk ransom

best conductor of all time: ueah i do orchestra, train, electricity.. all types really

lets get da score back to the hideout and whack it off

wowee zowee

the joker is batshit insane and the batman is jokershit insane

Bread goes in, toast comes out. It's all part of a cycle.

im just unfocused but the news is calling me scatterbrained

where do they make brazil nuts

im waiting for g*d to go to sleep so i can have some s*x

i deep fried a luffa and returned it to bed bath and beyond with no questions asked