Emma Thorne

Idolising villains that represent something terrible is already so weird (hello The Joker fans) but there's still a world between dressing up as the Space SS (Star Wars) and a fairly recently deceased actual villain with many living victims that was only recently fully uncovered

Lads if you're going to dress up as a villain, just Google the costume inspo at least once to check if they're modelled on an infamous child abuser
There are real people with childhood trauma out there while you're taking photos as #JimmyGang 🌝🌝🌝

This is the sort of thing they should teach in schools

No one tells you how awkward it is to wear a rucksack with a cape on

I actually think I should get a little treat for being very good and not hitting the car

I was going to say something much ruder and that was the first alternative that came to me 😂

"oh my gosh I didn't see that person at the busy pedestrian crossing at rush hour from far away" is not the kind of headspace you should be fucking driving in

A dozy stonker nearly hit me with their car on a pedestrian crossing this evening >:[
Luckily halfway across the road I realized they weren't slowing down. The driver only noticed me when they were passing my furious face bc passenger pointed me out and the driver was like :O

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How many lies are too many? How many crimes can a president commit before some consequence is forced upon them? How many civilians can be murdered and falsely painted as domestic terrorists?
Apparently there is no ceiling for enough of the American population to stand by and salute those actions

Not a single solitary mention of the recent ICE murders by any member of our gov't
This presidency has done nothing but lie & spread constant propaganda and apparently that's just sort of fine because ??? Something something trade deals, I guess?
So this is how fascism takes hold

I have no context for this bear of death thing but it worries me slightly based on the number of kids I've heard tell Paddington "I love you" 🌝😂

stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.

No, for some not very clever reason, the size listing is just whichever one your mouse hovered over most recently 🙃 IIrc a UK6 is a US2

Exactly my question. In my experience, a small can be anywhere in the first half 🙃

A list of clothing sizes from 6-24, with 8 selected. Above the text reads "Size: 14". Below the text reads "S is your recommended size"

Hilariously unhelpful information

Folks quick help, what are some facts about me you would expect to see on a bio somewhere

a person is holding an orange flower on top of a duck Alt: a person is placing an orange flower on top of a duckling

I've been recalled for a great song and a scene for Witches, I have no complaints- both are really fun and I'm glad to have the opportunity to play with them at auditions...
But damn I 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘸 my 30 year old ass would get recalled for the character called "Little Girl" I just knew it

[dabbing coffee from my trousers] "Oh great, it's a Bean day."

Ah is this one of underground posters accusing men of having low T?
They're always brutal, the regulars are like "are you losing your hair?" "Are you always tired?" "Are you getting wrinkles?". But the "you might have low testosterone" ones are one of the funniest & absolutely everywhere rn

I should get a public service medal of some kind for not laughing
The fact that dust guy spilt so much coffee out of one of those tiny cups made it so much better

What a morning on public transport.
Guy on the train asked if I had seen some large headphones anywhere. I didn't get to reply before he realized they were on his head
On the tube a dust bunny floated towards this guy; he jumped so hard when he noticed it that he spilled espresso all over himself

Aw nuts!

It's a kind of Picture of Dorian Gray relationship but instead of a painting I buy an oat latte whenever I see him

Think the only thing keeping me young is the train station coffee guy who always calls me "the young lady"
If he ever stops I'll probably gain ten years of wrinkles overnight

Oooooh dangerous

It's audition day for Witches of Eastwick
Send me your broken legs or something

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I thought I very specifically didn't ;~; And I said a whole thing about it...

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My stinky lil gaming channel has finally crept up over 17k hohoho