🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾

to be entirely honest, just let yourself be pushed towards free weights. the forms are harder to pin down, but almost every exercise you want to give you results has a related compound movement you can do with free weights that'll (more slowly but more holistically) result in better gains

[briefly becomes an anti-Luther apologist] but he was PROTESTANT

sigh.....water?

The entire political spectrum is patriarchally coded:

"the left" is a whiny nag that tries to leverage conscience an empathy by sucking up to "the right," which is a big strong alcoholic brute who can't be expected to think and always has the available trump card of just beating/killing his wife.

in rocky horror they really sell you on how incredible and orgasmic the time warp is right before revealing that it's like babys first line dance

The thing with bluesky using AI to moderate images isn't that it's training on them, think for 10 fucking seconds about it, but that they are saying "yeah we outsourced that shit entirely, we got no control over it. It says label, we label" etc

That's just called being a "hater" or being a "fan." You don't need a DSM-6 diagnosis for normal things

hi, cis folks in california!

this headline leaves out that newsom has another 5 days to sign these bills into law. if you’d like to tell him he should do that to protect trans californians, you should to reach out.

he also has a phone: (916) 445-2841

want to know what to say? next post! 🧵

goddess help me - i've decided to get intensely crossfaded & watch Darren Aronofsky's "Pi"

Muscle mommy who is strong enough to pin both of your wrists behind you, leaving one hand free to. . . hold your chin steady and maintain eye contact while she delivers a long string of genuine compliments and affirmations.

People... are allowed to come up with mean names for inanimate objects. If you compare this practice to racial slurs, I'm going to think you believe people of other races hold the same concrete significance and value as inanimate objects. This is one of those slips that does not look good on anyone.

Make me your good boy 🤭

gods, truly the best boy

I love driving so much. its so great to be both anxious and bored, for like, two hours at a time. the best part for me is when my brain tells me about all of the things I have done wrong in my life

swap brie for camembert & i'd adore it. no shade to brie, i adore brie, but the funk of camembert would stand up to the chutney where a brie's flavor would just be drowned out entirely by rhubarb

I flew all niiiiight
To get to your door
Is that all right?
I flew all niiiiight
From death's pallid shore
Woke you from your dreams
To say "Nevermore"
Is that all right? I flew all night.

quick bathroom break 💦💦💦

when I say I’m being silly for my sanity, I mean it. I’m silly not stupid.

you are just too goddamn precious

We have fucking death camps.
Why is this not a bigger story.
We have fucking death camps.
Our country has death camps.
Our government has collected and caged and deported and now they have just fucking killed people.

also consider following @dontmindxxx.bsky.social for at least the duration of October ( #Locktober ) because he is SO so delightfully eager for it, not to mention stupid gorgeous & with a dick it's almost comedic to attempt caging

also there's of course colloquial notions & connotations of use/uselessness, domination & submission, being "owned" or otherwise coerced (consensually of course), et al., which very much adds to the experience for those who practice

dear sweet @ffarmerabel.bsky.social, preventing one's dick from achieving a full erection forces one to seek sexual gratification entirely through other means, usually through the back door, so to speak. this is titillating because humans love coming up with excuses for things we wanted to do anyway

like this film is the first thing i've seen in a good while where my biggest thought was LET ME DO IT AGAIN BUT BETTER

Rich White Boys Feel Things For The First Time: The Film should probably have been what i expected given the fawning tone but still. there's SO MUCH meat there that the writer & director just ~barely nibbled on

i just finished watching The Dead Poets Society for the first time & lemme tell you the Tumblr of the 2010s did a VERY poor job of preparing me for what this movie entails

"You have to know how to use A.I. for getting any kind of job in the future" has me pondering the fact that we are actually terrible at knowing what we're going to need to know to do in the future.

is that late enough?? i've been foaming at the mouth waiting to teach my precocious 6 year old niece how to play but i figured i had at least another 4 years to stew over it

distinctly he/him rising, with a she/her moon just barely eclipsing a ze/hir sun