Jagger

They should split Zaslav in two while they’re at it

Do you still follow someone because you’re angry at them and want to track the things they do?

I invite you to start your summer by unfollowing them so you don’t devote energy to something that makes you sad

Sephora needs a play area that all the husbands/boyfriends can be left at so they won’t get in trouble.

Then maybe if your wife says it’s ok and my wife says it’s ok we can have a play date

We are unaffiliated and cannot comment at this time.

I once couldn’t think of “dog breeds” so I said “what is the dog genre” and now that’s just what I say.

babe are you ok? you’ve barely touched that advice you give others

Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great woman is that same man back to back. Around them is a pack of wolves. The woman grips a knife, the first wolf attacks

a cartoon character is standing next to a bathtub and looking at something . ALT: a cartoon character is standing next to a bathtub and looking at something .

A very awooga, oggity oggity, and sincere humina humina to all the Valentines out there

Yeeeaaahhh baby