Jagger

losing my mind watching people genuinely complain that there wasn’t enough ‘variety’ in their awards show because Expedition 33 - a game that is exceptional in almost every way - won several awards for being exceptional in almost every way

They should split Zaslav in two while they’re at it

Do you still follow someone because you’re angry at them and want to track the things they do?

I invite you to start your summer by unfollowing them so you don’t devote energy to something that makes you sad

Sephora needs a play area that all the husbands/boyfriends can be left at so they won’t get in trouble.

Then maybe if your wife says it’s ok and my wife says it’s ok we can have a play date

We are unaffiliated and cannot comment at this time.

I once couldn’t think of “dog breeds” so I said “what is the dog genre” and now that’s just what I say.

babe are you ok? you’ve barely touched that advice you give others

Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great woman is that same man back to back. Around them is a pack of wolves. The woman grips a knife, the first wolf attacks

a cartoon character is standing next to a bathtub and looking at something . ALT: a cartoon character is standing next to a bathtub and looking at something .

A very awooga, oggity oggity, and sincere humina humina to all the Valentines out there

Yeeeaaahhh baby