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Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Plus dares to ask the question that’s on all of our minds: what if they made an old guy a baby

cowboy song by thin lizzy

This is what listening to the new Hayley Williams album feels like

Christmas Songs

they’re arguing about phones

sex needs to be more difficult

everyone transgender

dinner

What y’all know about Jimmy Eat World’s freaking epic album Clarity

pro tip: don’t start a poop when you have to leave for work in five minutes

Does anyone else see the face of a dog in this ice cream tub

jesus was the first person to commit suicide by cop

Bleed American is so fucking good

I want to say what I Should’ve Said By Now but what if everything unravels. What if I’m wrong

Vague posting is so funny like Yes But I’m Not Sure About The Rest

@StevieNicks what do you say to this

When the rain washes you clean you’ll know

the way thunder only happens when it’s raining

talk about perfect

let’s name the baby jet baby jet pack

Do you think bugs have like cold cases or have they just stopped trying

what if I am right. wouldn’t that just be the damndest thing

A good chunk of team “God’s Not Dead” are really just a fan of Ray Wise and his work more than anything

Theologians are pretty split on whether or not god is dead. A good bunch of them don’t believe that body they found under the overpass is him but the long grey hair and ancient attire and the fact that his drivers license said ‘GOD’ and nothing else says otherwise

You got any video games

Well meaning frontiersman father: Momma says you’ve gotta sear that steak lest it sears you. I don’t know why she said that I assume it’s a metaphor because I’m pretty sure we’re having stew tonight but uh yeah. Listen to momma! *he scuttles away and gets caught on barbed wire* ow

what if instead of attack of the 50 foot woman it was attack of the 5 foot woman and it was just about a regular woman attacking people

@horse_ebooks (twitter) Everything happens so much 4:23 pm June 28, 2012

today feels like this tweet