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anyone else notice how since mamdani became mayor people stopped picking up dog poop? almost like the criminals know they have an ally in gracie mansion...

05.02.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

id be all like "i started feeling depressed but then i reasoned with facts and logic to not do that and now im fine" and not like "each day i wake yearning for the sweet release of death"

05.02.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if i did this bit about not going to therapy i would never let my haters catch me mentally ill

05.02.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 151    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

biden was better than trump and yet his presidency was an unmitigated disaster

05.02.2026 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

how did i not know he was an "akshually it's ephebophilia" "intellectual"

05.02.2026 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i wouldn't worry about this too much yet, jeb was polling at similar levels before the 2016 primaries started

05.02.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

this rule would mean dems could appoint a leftist

05.02.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

wedding planning going well i see

05.02.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when you make a fake thing, you have to thread that needle of informed people having an indicator or two to pick up on while the post-truth hogs just swallow it whole like the mental swine they are

04.02.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
aroldis chapman not british

aroldis chapman not british

just posting this to ensure i have access to it later, kindly disregard

04.02.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

ACAB includes safety team (mods)

04.02.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 452    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years

04.02.2026 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7933    πŸ” 1913    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 63

i honestly respect the fetterman thing more. this is somehow worse than wearing a sweatshirt

04.02.2026 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if you're a rich guy your fit cannot be this trash

04.02.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

if jeff bozo a thing? #jeffbozo #yeahiwentthere #jeffbezosisjeffbozonow

04.02.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this graphic is hilarious

03.02.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

She was right about everything

04.02.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 141    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

An interesting experiment you can try is to ask mark cuban if he would rather do away with communists or billionaire pedophiles

03.02.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 398    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

this should be the plot of melania 2. and then while he's there brett ratner can testify too

04.02.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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03.02.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 11525    πŸ” 2995    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 23

vote blue NO MATTER WHO

03.02.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:

02.02.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 8130    πŸ” 1508    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 24
WHY DIDN'T
POD SAVE AMERICA
A CONVERSATION WITH JON FAVREAU

WHY DIDN'T POD SAVE AMERICA A CONVERSATION WITH JON FAVREAU

Just remembered the funniest screenshot I have saved

03.02.2026 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1943    πŸ” 167    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 11
03.02.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah ill take any chance to slam a woman who slutshamed and attacked her husbands accusers and tried to move him into the white house πŸ‘

03.02.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i really like transatlanticism but it's extremely depressing for your mom's favorite song to be from that album lol

03.02.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not hillary tho

03.02.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

don't forget to mute stencil and pencil too

03.02.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

im wrong. the democrats are effective actually. thank you

03.02.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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