acabylon bee

at 6 pm while gen z wants a full meal polly wants but a cracker

unlike most of the people caught up in the epstein scandal bill gates first befriended epstein AFTER his first conviction for sex trafficking

thanks to tariffs sweet dreams are no longer made of this

Imagine if Democrats had run on this instead of "we also hate trans people" 😩

plot twist: it's hamster

right wing???

on sidney sweeney's silence? yes

sidney sweeney's silence on the nyc mayor race is damning

what tour?

there's no word that fits this behavior better than gaslighting

israel wants you to believe it's hamas's fault that the israeli military does war crimes

and then they call themselves the most moral military on the planet! the chutzpah

lol

dems look at this and decide it is the kids who are wrong lmao

welp. so much for being able to enjoy affordable coffee

hank hill would write in mike pence

i feel like most tv characters including those two rapscallions would simply not vote

if my name were victor i would never shut the fuck up about the spoils

i am hereby calling on hermann goering to do the right thing

sounds like you don't like dem apples

people are rightly talking about the "progressive left" not voting for MVP Kamala because she's a black women

BUT

they forget the left hates ALL women

that's why they attacked liz cheney so much

cory booker is such a worthless wormy piece of shit fuck you die forgotten

Kids used to have to change entire school districts to escape rumors about them that were vastly less embarrassing than the shit these dweebs freely admit to all the time

she's actually the exact kind of communist i am. y'all are in for a shock

to the joker trunp is a normal candidate

did you tell them welcome to the monkey house

andrew cuomo is struggling now but he has an ace up his sleeve.. he has a secret uncle who was also ny governor

And here it is. They make all nicknames illegal, knowing almost no one is ever going to complain, just so they can punish teachers at a parent's whim. Of course this is mostly meant to hurt trans kids, but it can also be used just to fuck up a teacher you don't like.