Facetious Maximus

Facetious Maximus

@facetious-maximus.bsky.social

Music, books, poetry, cricket, tennis, food, opinions, and a bit of silliness. Preferred pronouns: he/him. Preferred adjectives: annoying woolly liberal bastard.

204 Followers 346 Following 492 Posts Joined Nov 2024
22 hours ago

Who else turns off the radio on Sunday morning as soon as Cerys Matthews comes on #6music. Asking for a friend.๐Ÿ™‚

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1 day ago
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Trump calls on UK to send warships to keep strait of Hormuz open US president urges nations to deploy vessels to keep key oil shipping route open amid conflict with Iran

No, send your own ships, you moronic twat.๐Ÿ™„

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1 day ago
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Thoroughly enjoying the Cardianals album at the moment. 10 out of 10 for the music boys, but a poor 1 out of 10 for the packaging, surely we should get more than a thin carboard sleeve for our dough.๐Ÿ™„
#cardinals
#nowplaying
#musicsky

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2 days ago
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Even taking Trumpโ€™s confused reasons for the Iran war at face value, itโ€™s still a total disaster | Jonathan Freedland Two weeks in, itโ€™s increasingly clear that the US-led war has taken every problem it aimed to solve โ€“ and made it worse, says Guardian columnist Jonathan Freedland

"He does not deserve the benefit of the doubt. He does not deserve his war to be assessed charitably. He deserves our contempt."

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2 days ago

He's basically saying "the only good Johnny Towelhead is a dead Johnny Towelhead". Trump brings a whole new meaning to the word insane.

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2 days ago
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UK energy prices are soaring โ€“ and propagandists want to sell you a false reason why | George Monbiot The war on Iran has put fossil-fuel prices centre stage, but donโ€™t believe those who tout โ€˜maximising the North Seaโ€™ as our salvation, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot

A fascinating article which had me gnashing and gnawing as I read.

And he is correct in his final conclusion, we are being gaslit, on a massive scale.๐Ÿ™„

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3 days ago

Nobody's perfect, but some people are less perfect than others. I'd be unapologetic in declining an invitation to that dinner party.๐Ÿ™„

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5 days ago
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Itโ€™s shock and awe as Trumpโ€™s granddaughter does her bit for the war effort. All hail Kai Trump, the shopper-in-chief | Marina Hyde Yes, many Americans are struggling, but itโ€™s good to know the first family can still afford the Earthโ€™s most expensive provisions, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

To paraphrase indie pop group the Kaiser Chiefs, everyday I love this world less and less.๐Ÿ™„

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6 days ago

Vladimir Putin starts a war in Ukraine and Russia immediately becomes an international pariah, sanctioned, and banned from taking part in any international sporting events; Donald Trump starts a war with Iran and the world is asked to join in, and go to the FIFA World Cup in the US. Unbelievable. ๐Ÿ™„

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1 week ago
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For International Women's Day, a small selection of my favourite international women, and some provincial ones too.๐Ÿ™‚

#internationalwomensday

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1 week ago
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Was reading about A Very English Chat today, a campaign to identify things that represent the diverse nature of modern Englishness. Here's my 5 choices.

1. The pork pie.
2. The band XTC.
3. Village cricket in beautiful locations.
4. The Lake District.
5. William Wordsworth.

#averyenglishchat

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1 week ago

Not sure about anybody else, but following the horrible mess unfolding in Iran and the wider region, makes me feel physically sick. I'm convinced Trump has concocted this war, because Iran is an easy target, but also to demonstrate his strong arm approach to the other nations he has in his sights.โ˜น

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1 week ago

Too right.๐Ÿ‘

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3 weeks ago

Manchester by The Times. The lyrics feature, Morrissey, Tony Wilson, Hooky, Stone Roses, Hacienda, Hang the DJ, 808 State. It's the most Manc Manchester song there is.๐Ÿ™‚

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1 month ago

Why is it, when I switch over to the Winter Olympics, I can't help but think it's just posh kids playing out. Probably because that's exactly what it is.๐Ÿ™„

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1 month ago

She's not beating Elena tonight though.๐Ÿ™‚

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1 month ago

Wow, that French pair's ice dance was incredible, not what I would describe as sport, but beautiful all the same.๐Ÿ™‚

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1 month ago
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UK being โ€˜colonised by immigrantsโ€™, says Man United co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe Britainโ€™s seventh-richest man, who vocally backed Brexit then moved to Monaco, also hits out at people on benefits

I'll say this again, it's not the immigrants ruining the world, it's the mega rich, not paying their taxes, coveting their wealth, and doing fuck all good with their money and power that's ruining it. Immigrants are not the cause of a troubled and unequal world, they're a consequence of it.๐Ÿ™„

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1 month ago

I don't quite get winter sports, mostly it's just people sliding around on stuff, fractionally faster or slower, wearing different coloured bodysuits. I could probably watch curling forever and still not understand it. I did enjoy the short track speedskating today though.๐Ÿค”

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1 month ago

That single is one of the first records I ever bought. It blew my 13 year old mind.๐Ÿ™‚

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1 month ago

Go Bruce.๐Ÿ‘Š

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1 month ago

Never a truer word.

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1 month ago

Ha ha ha! Another failed Tory politician defects to Reform UK. What a circus. Anybody who thinks this motley band of rouges, snakes, vipers, and self-interested backstabbing has-beens have got their back, is more deluded than I originally thought.๐Ÿ™„

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1 month ago

Lies, deceit, betrayal, backstabbing, even murder, truly horrible human characteristics, so why do we celebrate them in a TV entertainment show called The Traitors, especially against a backdrop of a world sliding quickly into a moral sewer. Is it just me? Am I missing something?๐Ÿค”

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1 month ago

โ€œDanish citizens are organising a huge boycott that includes cancelling planned holidays in the US, cancelling subscriptions to on-demand services based in the US & more generally, recommending the use of EU services instead of those provided by American platforms.โ€

So, same as Canadians.

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1 month ago
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

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1 month ago

American friends, please tell, how is insulting NATO war dead and their bereaved families making your country great again? You're president is a fucking moron, and your country a disgrace. Yours, an angry Brit.๐Ÿ‘Ž

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2 months ago

2026, 9 days old and it already sucks.๐Ÿ™„

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2 months ago

Brand new year, same old story of Britain grinding to a halt under a couple of millimeters of snow.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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2 months ago
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A selection of my favourite albums of 2025. In no particular order.
#sprints
#pulp
#wolfalice
#suede
#saintetienne
#sharonvanetten
#bigthief
#wetleg
#jefftweedy

#musicsky #albumoftheyear #nowplaying #nowspinning

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