Sandy Witch

then i think i remembered that a lot of those rules/guidelines (in this case one finger on each hand pressing a key being preferable to two fingers from the same hand when possible) may have been carryovers from typewriter era typing techniques to avoid jams and typewriter mechanical concerns

i asked a friend who paid better attention during the touch-typing / keyboarding classes in grade school and who also had access to their mom's typewriter at home as a kid: he said he uses right-shift for left-side-capitalisation, for example "shift+a" so that you could use one finger on each hand

oh no! i saw an otherwise cute mini pc that had a copilot button next to the power button, felt very weird, and also just found out that modern iphones have a physical access-the-camera button? so strange

im thinkin mall is the move but the battery is dead the tires are flat and im not a car scientist

wait, you are correct, the right one is definitely for serial killers, maybe my original post was a typo... but now what does the right shift key get replaced with?

thinking now that maybe i have never used the right shift key, maybe it is related to right- or left-handedness

a restaurant that only sells frozen food items from grocery stores within a certain radius, its BYOM (bring-your-own-microwave), dining room is an ice rink sushi-go-round situation where frozen meals are slid around by skating chefs with that curling broom, and we make the money on microwave rentals

gotta find out what kind of fish likes massage chairs the most of all fishes

flour plougher

sidewalk chalkboard

can someone take me spork shopping

why are the coffees still obviously empty prop cups

cashier telling the customer in line before me that he "didnt know unsalted butter was a option like how" then explaining that he "thought butter just came with the salt in it like that" now im already like bravo this is top notch stuff but he finishes with "gonna have to tell my grandma about this"

the water proof smell proof bags are rarely crush proof and drop proof and the crush proof drop proof cases are not usually smell proof or waterproof

the future i want is the "taxation is theft" libertarians forming an alliance with the "honey is theft" vegans and then fusing into the worlds most confusing political party

that japanese guy was right its easiest to think at the bottom of a pool im gonna learn sign language i think id be great at it and itd be useful for bits

two shift keys is silly, left one should be replaced with another enter key, big win

hello suspect, i am good cop, i am good at crossword puzzles and good at getting the kids ready for school on time, and in a few minutes i am going to be replaced by bad cop, who is running a bit late

i think i like those a lot

prince of tennis tcg is not what i imagined it would be

even tho its just me and the cats i think its reasonable to get a second bigass xmas tree that can take up half the bedroom so that i have the option of sleeping under it

wow i admit ive been out of the candy eating game for a few decades but where the fuck are the factory direct 5lb tubs of black twizzlers

one of you guys must live close to the factory could you find out whats up ty

fucked up and put several dinners worth of vegan mac and cheese and not chicken based dino nuggets onto one jumbo plate and then idk what happened cut to 4 or 5 am cats are jumping on the bed wake up wake up its time to continue eating cold food in the dark quickly before you stop and think about it

oh, water strength test, wow

as a single mother of seventy, pause,

oh half the everything on the internet is laggy okay this reminds me the 2003 northeast blackout was crazy there were visible stars in the sky at night and i feasted on pizza from the place down the block because they had a wood oven so they were just pumping out pizza in the dark for 3 days nonstop

is not cleaning the bread knife actually a british thing i once again blame my 'happy christmas' and 'rubbish bin' and a couple phrases i aint repeating type of grandmother

gonna eat an apple again

i want trench warfare on an ice floe and we have to melt our way into tunnels and dugouts

omg i wish that was me