SexTheHex

Boy who gobbles down the same pill that just gave his girlfriend a gigantic dick. Jeans start tearing asunder as all the pill does is give him a gigantic bubble butt.

As the new CEO of Lego, I see potential in the Bandai Namco business model. We're rebooting Bionicle again, but this time, it's yuri.

Pyrazuri

Also it was nice to have random internet people gender me correctly instead of sliding into my DMs assuming I was a Hex Maniac dommy mommy and not a guy who posts.

Good Girl (general public) vs Good Boy (if you're a real one)

I still think my hornyposting took a big uptick in quality once I started using a femboy as my avatar with Hex-Kun instead of a generic female Hex Maniac. Gender affirmation is very powerful, so do it when you can. Be sure to call all the trans women in your life good girls.

Edelgard and Byleth becoming perma-assboxes by the Church of Seiros 🙂 Black Eagles fan here btw.

Three Houses comm--hope y'all enjoy.

If you're going to be a god, you may as well be Zeus.

more stuff i did under a different @ on twitter

Had Noire x Tharja on the brain. No idea why.

It is. And this is wild enough to somehow go beyond that binary.

This is a fucking bar

HYPER INCEST

Feeder porn, directed by Masahiro Sakurai (she keeps getting fatter and more erotic eating photo-realistic food)

I completely forgot I even made this post and then proceeded to do almost everything in it with this story

The complete commitment to gigantic dicked ladies as slutty bottoms that need their giant prostates mauled is always so nice.

Doodle - Plenty of storage capacity

Just watching random YouTube videos of Kirby Air Riders and this custom machine shows up. I'm losing my fucking mind laughing.

Twinks in skirts and thongs that let their entire pile of doughy boy ass hang out. It's so hard to find pants that fit right that they might as well put the whole pound cake on display. Yoga pants work too, but then when they walk they clap less...

I love getting my daily AO3 kudos email and it's mostly one fella who dove into the back catalog in a horny fugue state. Just clicked kudos and immediately moved on to the next one. Mouse in the left hand there's no time to stop masturbating.

Someone retweeted this and now it's wildly out of my orbit. Everyone's a freak textfucking, we love to see it.

It's great. I love polluting people's brains with my horny. I'm free to tell them how an anime woman they'll never see or think of again constantly creams her panties thinking about her dragon wife.

FTM femboys are our strongest soldiers.

FTM Rosado making tiny-dicked MTF Ivy ejaculate prematurely just looking at his enormous drooling fat pussy.....

This website's name game is unreal

Jacinthe does this to Lebanne

Guy who needs pictures to prove the existence of his very hot, very real girlfriend who lives in another country. That's when the online shopping cart snags the prettiest heels and biggest breast forms...

you understand

NEW STORY:

I never said that it wouldn't involve a caked up femboy Tharja getting his ass smashed open by a trans woman's colossal dick.

"As Heterosexual As Plowing Tharja Gets" is now live everywhere!
AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/74770361
Tumblr: sexthehex.tumblr.com/post/8012232...