Iran has killed over 1.2 million Americans.
No, sorry, that was the number of Americans *Donald Trump* killed with his incompetent response to COVID.
“this just proves MJ would average 50 in today’s NBA!” my friend if you dropped Michael Jordan into the 2026 NBA his career would last exactly one day after he found out about FanDuel
Well, I didn’t say “perfectly executed.” ;)
Yes! It’s kind of fascinating that the prequels had big and interesting ideas executed poorly while the sequels had small and uninteresting ideas executed well.
Fair play, 'the mad emperor started compulsively buying shoes for his court, guessing their foot size & his courtiers were too scared not to wear them even when they didn't fit' is some classic, on the nose End Days Of The Empire stuff
I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public.
I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are.
1/ Here's what I can share:
4 days ago, NPR reported that the Trump administration is still withholding, in violation of the Epstein files statutes, 37 pages of documents that implicate him in the rape of a child. This should end his presidency. www.npr.org/2026/03/05/n...
When a US missile killed 160 children, president shits-a-lot claimed Iran stole the missile and fired at the school. When asked why he was the only one making this claim, he said "because I just don't know enough about it".
Go ahead. See if you can make this make sense.
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I am voting for Beauty and the Beast in a walk, and also taking this opportunity to climb up on my soapbox to insist that we need a new stage production that does not ape the design, costumes, set, and characterizations from the film!!! The score and book are sturdy. Set them free!!!
I know he lies about everything. I know he lies every time he opens his mouth. I know he lies as he breathes. And so I know we should never be shocked by any of his lies. But now he’s lying about dead Iranian schoolchildren. He’s lying about dead schoolchildren. Fuck him.
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"I said, 'Why don't we just capture the ship? Why did we sink them?' He said, 'it's more fun to sink them.'"
Oh, no biggie. Just the president of the United States out there boasting about the commission of war crimes, to the uproarious laughter of his Nazi cohort.
will rain upon them, you fucking psycho
When Trump said this strike was "done by Iran," he was lying, just as he lied about keeping America out of wars.
He & Sec. Hegseth are responsible for the killing of these 175 people, most of them children. They must be held accountable.
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Just walked by a colleague's classroom after my class finished and he was talking about Elvis, getting blank stares and so he had to ask "Does anyone know who Elvis Presley is?"
It's rough out here on these teaching streets.
A small marker of our times: this phrase in a news story (rather than opinion) and it being completely accurate.
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NYT: The video “shows a Tomahawk cruise missile striking a naval base beside the school in the town of Minab on Feb. 28. The U.S. military is the only force involved in the conflict that uses Tomahawk missiles.”
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Vance: "When people like Kamala Harris send our sons and daughters, our young people, to fight in stupid wars, it is the young generation that carries the burden of that. We're gonna stop sending our young people to far away lands. We are not the policemen of the world."
The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill her—and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?
These ghouls act like they've discovered some novel secret: "Hey, guys, GUYS! Did you know that we can just kill people whenever we want?" Yes, you absolute idiot, that's ALWAYS been true. We just chose not to, for good and self-interested reasons which the entire world is about to learn yet again.
I never want to hear about the male loneliness epidemic again. This is not a problem for gen-z women—or any women—to solve.
And he’ll still be royally pissed at this “apology.”
there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
The lies. The chaos. The shifting rationales.
I served two combat tours in Iraq. I saw fellow soldiers, friends, die because of chicken-hawk foreign policy by a President who never wore the uniform.
I refuse to watch the country I love repeat the same mistakes.
People got real mad at Biden for looking at his watch during a dignified transfer.
Looking forward to the same outrage at Trump for wearing a fucking hat
Trump multiple times just today has said the country is at war. War can only be declared by Congress, and Iran posed no imminent threat. What Trump is doing there is a textbook illegal war and impeachable offense — if we still had a Congress.
This is an astounding and irresponsible and obvious lie by the Commander in Chief. This feels like another unthinkable red line crossed.
I don't ever want to hear that it's wrong to call them Nazis again.
The irony is that I wasn’t 100% I had it right but was too lazy to double-check.
