Careful With That Axe, Eugene Debs

every living Republican, foaming at the mouth, eyes rolled back:
KILL! KILL! KILL!!!

Democrats, sweating, anxious:
How can we placate our GOP friends and make them like us??

(I have zero idea how college accreditation even works. I imagine it’s an “independent body?” Seems like a choke point.)

I’m surprised the feds haven’t gone after university accreditation orgs. Seems like a great venue to fuck with higher ed.

If you suddenly got a lot of money, what weird outlandish bourgeoisie thing would you splurge on that would surprise people. Me? I would hire a stylist.

I bet this will become a thing soon. Companies will start advertising devices with mechanical switches as "retro," charge a premium for them, and they'll be very popular as we all suffer screen fatigue.

If the 80s taught us anything, it’s that rich people not only made sandwiches in the back of their limousines, but were so desperately short on gourmet mustard that they would ask people in traffic for it.

Bonus: this mathematically gives people *more* representation in their governments.

California should really drop a nuke on Texas and split into three Democratically mapped states if Texas doesn’t cut the shit.

“AI can’t see: Why a11y Matters” omg I got sickened just typing that but you know someone is thinking it.

this may literally be the one subject on the planet on which everyone is aligned in this way

I’m not sure you could get these poll numbers with “the sky is blue” or “two plus two equals four”

“I love David Gilmore (sic) but can’t stand Rogers politics” - posted to Pink Floyd HD

Bsky asking if my previous post was in Dutch because Dutch is not a serious language.

DUN de de DUN de de DUN de de DUN de de DUN de de DUN de wah WERAAAAAAH wew

Breaking911 @Breaking911 : REP. MIKE FLOOD, (R-NEB.): "Do you think that people who are 28-years-old, that can work, & refuse to work, should get free healthcare?" TOWN HALL CROWD: "YESSSSSSSSSS!"

lmaooooo this dumb shit just doesn’t fly anymore

Ernie making *himself* the gag is next-level.

time to drop a mustang V8 in that thing

I should probably change my name back.

In an Animals mood today I guess. This is one of my favorite lyrics.

wave upon wave of demented avengers marched cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream

feeling dragged down by the stone

Texas Democrats head to Illinois to deny Republicans a quorum on redistricting In an extraordinary move brokered with Illinois Gov. Pritzker, dozens of Texas House Democrats move to deny quorum as the GOP is set to draw new maps.

BREAKING: Dozens of Texas Democrats leave the state and head to Illinois to deny Republican legislators a quorum on redistricting.

well we all remember the apocryphal saying, when fascism comes to america it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross and also in the guise of the stupidest most vile child raping piece of shit who ever lived

It could be like Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous merged with an MST3Kesque narration about how we’re going to eat these people.

I mean, rich people are doing offensively opulent shit all the time when nobody else can afford to live, we could get pissed at that stuff?

High 5, fellow recovering Catholic!

When people ask me why I’m so loud about be -EX-Catholic. Being a pedophile is a horror all on its own. Being a pedophile while claiming to be a messenger of God is… sacrilege.

Look at miss moneybags over here, spending money on peanut butter!

into a bowl of Fruity Pebbles, yes