John Lurie

Thanksgiving has been canceled.

oh, this is very old

It seems certain that Babe Ruth was also a honkballer.
So were Mickey Mantle and Willie Mays.
All of them honkballers.

thank you

The skeleton in my closet has moved out to the garden

grazie

iguana?

watercolor and gouache

Godzilla has appeared in 47 movies, yet his acting has never improved.

Photograph of someone we are not sure we remember

Kids! Now it is really true that one day when you grow up, you could be President.
And perhaps, the greatest living painter of your time will make a painting in your honor.

that really is a blur

On May 26, 1959, Harvey Haddix pitched a perfect game for 12 innings, only to lose in the 13th

Nothing in my post suggested I was displaying the first scissors

Scissors were invented in Egypt in 1500 BC

It's a photo

Artist's soul corroded by assholism.

* atom

ok, I am more concerned with the painting than the scientific veracity. But will change it to atom.

pretty sure it is correct

In every breath you take there is one molecule of air from the last exhale of Cleopatra.

Man destroys parking meter. And why not?

It's like one of those movies where you think the monster is dead but he isn't.

I am an empath myself and feel your pain. But I am not giving back your boomerang

ah

I didn't know you were in DC, Rebecca.

ok

Abandoned amusement park.