Angry Staff Officer

Angry Staff Officer

@pptsapper.bsky.social

History person, Army officer, transplanted Buckeye, not really that angry anymore. Writes stuff. Some Star Wars. Refugee from Twitter. Views do not reflect or represent the DoD's. He/him/his. angrystaffofficer.com

49,758 Followers 373 Following 10,115 Posts Joined May 2023
2 days ago

bonus Discworld QOTD, from The Shepherd's Crown

"FOR I CAN SEE THE BALANCE AND YOU HAVE LEFT THE WORLD MUCH BETTER THAN YOU FOUND IT, AND IF YOU ASK ME, said Death, NOBODY COULD DO ANY BETTER THAN THAT…"

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2 days ago

Just devastatingly beautiful

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2 days ago

The way LBJ would’ve both physically and verbally annihilated the DOGE bros dismantling his programs

Love him or hate him, they just don’t make them like that anymore

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2 days ago

Sir Terry was - and really, through his writing, still is - one of the brightest shining lights in this ridiculous world. I turn to his books when things seem dark and hopeless.

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2 days ago

That’s awesome!

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2 days ago

Lmao AUSA took it down

Fantastic

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2 days ago

Like, you can have a limited war and expected limited returns. That’s a thing. But limited war executed with the idea that it will solve ALL the problems and net a huge strategic victory AND not escalate to something you hadn’t bargained for - well. Sorry, no.

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2 days ago

His letters are like that, too. He wrote with purpose. Nearly every sentence is crafted for effect

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2 days ago

Hats off to Carol Reardon for that one, featured in “With a Sword in One Hand and Jomini in the Other”

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2 days ago

Turns out you need to actually link tactical success to ACHIEVABLE goals, not wishful thinking. Crazy, I know.

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2 days ago

Success in war has never been all about being the most lethal. Hell, Germany was the most lethal in two world wars but couldn’t connect the dots to strategic success, aka the “Punch a hole and see what happens” method of making war

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2 days ago

When pondering “lethality,” this quote from Sherman in 1865 comes to mind:

“War means success by any and every means; it is not fighting alone. Bulls do that, and bears, and all beasts, but men attain objects by intellect, and the introduction of physical power, moved upon strategic points."

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2 days ago

Half this app is bemoaning the fact that pizza hut no longer gives kids free pizza for doing a summer reading challenge but seriously check with your local library because ours gives out free zoo tickets and minor league baseball tickets for their summer reading prizes which is a much better deal.

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2 days ago

DC weather is hitting “let’s daydrink and blare peak Ke$ha” levels

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2 days ago

I’ll be able to hear the explosion from my cubicle when he reads it

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2 days ago

I’ll be able to hear the explosion from my cubicle when he reads it

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3 days ago

To echo Steve, this is one of the dumbest things I have ever read. Either AUSA is publishing clickbait or “the discourse” has boiled down to “here’s some words that mean nothing; reward me by publishing them”

Coin toss on which it is, tbh

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3 days ago
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U.S. at Fault in Strike on School in Iran, Preliminary Inquiry Says

“Officers at U.S. Central Command created the target coordinates for the strike using outdated data provided by the Defense Intelligence Agency, people briefed on the investigation said.” www.nytimes.com/2026/03/11/u...

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3 days ago

Like, I’m sorry, but if you have zero plan for managing one of the handful of global strategic points - at the moment and throughout history - you deserve to be mocked

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a blurred image of a person eating popcorn with the words leeeroy yy yy yy written on it Alt: Image with the words leeeroy yy yy yy jenkinnnnnmz written on it, an iconic moment in internet history, and also apparently the battle plans for OEF Part Deux

Live look at the CENTCOM battle plan for OEF Part Deux

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3 days ago

God, this conflict with Iran just feels so incredibly heavy

Like a weight you carry around with you all day long. It all just feels too stupidly familiar.

I wonder if this is how Vietnam vets felt in 2003

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3 days ago

Oh it’s an old fave

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a group of seagulls standing on rocks in the ocean with the words mine ! mine ! mine ! Alt: a group of seagulls standing on rocks in the ocean with the words mine ! mine ! mine !
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3 days ago

Oh he’d have some THOUGHTS for sure

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3 days ago

They both make me feel kinda sad

Alfred bc of his imperialism and Dennis because of his mental health

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3 days ago

Which one

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3 days ago

latest escape from the modern world is “Rural Free Delivery” on PBS, a Vermont Public Television show about rural life that ran in the 1990s

because sometimes you just need to see weird, happy Vermont people making things or planting things or just being happy and crafty and weird

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5 days ago

I mean, I read it last year because I never read it in HS

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5 days ago

Possibly

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5 days ago

That damn book…1200 pages for the most annoying ending in the world

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