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Ope and my uncle is here in his NRA tshirt of course

Time for the best part of holidays: setting my tinder radius to 5 miles and seeing who shows up

Period

Reconnecting with the Twitter homies on Bluesky

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I’ve been watching a lot of SVU and Suits and it is mostly because I love pretty men in very nice suits and I’m not ashamed of that

why must we pit beautiful women against each other

I mean if you wanted to see a 60 year old man and a guy so dumb that you don’t know if he can read get into a fight just wait for Thanksgiving

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Tied for first

if you see this, post your favorite #pokemon

And what about it

is it the nazi or the child molestor

They FINALLY had pokemon 151 in my Walmart and I bought them all because I am an adult and I can

What an achievement vaccines are. What a monument to our love for each other it is to stare straight into the face of something as horrific and unstoppable as smallpox or measles or polio or cervical cancer and say “You know what, it doesn’t have to be like this.”

HUMANS!

Exhausted but a bit better - so close to the weekend which helps

Sleep helps - this is one of my favorite songs at the moment

Thank you - life is tough but I’m stubborn as hell so I will win (eventually)

Are you drinking?

Yes I sure am even though that’s a bad coping mechanism

Had the worst panic attack I’ve ever had in my life tonight AMA

having a real “lemon its wednesday” ass week so far

If it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all

Libraries are precious and beautiful and must be defended

I really REALLY need the universe to get off my back right now I cannot take much more stress

I am one minor inconvenience away from screaming into the void

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