This is my best post, so sad it didn’t bang
Eating chicken tenders and fries with chocolate milk at 2am because I’m mentally still 9 years old
Also Yakuza
I still need to play RE8 😭
I’m only moderately cooked
What the fuck
Yes because I’m American
The difference is that you’re cool and also joking most of the time, not trying to act intimidating (although I might be biased)
I am going to kill you.
Hi catgirl
Honestly cannot stand people who will randomly switch to using periods on a whim to Start Sounding Serious in messaging. If it’s actually something serious and unfortunate then sure but people will do it for the most useless things to “intimidate” people or something?? Idk it just pisses me off
And the crowd goes silent 💔
Need this
Sometimes I forget I’m a real adult (20 btw)
Merry Ombgus Christmas
Looking back at 2023 tweets is so weird, I was definitely more openly unwell mentally sometimes but now I’m somehow just chill despite probably being in a worse situation than I was then but whatever I’m somehow fine
Kinda crazy how I’m actually the only real person while also being the most correct and best person all the time, who decided this?
Yeah I’m thinking woke is back
The more that time goes on, the more evident it is that cuck porn is an integral part of the conservative ideology.
My bad
Unfortunately we’ll have to crucify you for it, sorry!
Also here’s mine
Huge day for some of us tomorrow
At least yours is on your profile, I have one that I made that I’m pretty sure I’ve shared with nobody ever
Queers
:donemygoat: awesome
I interviewed for a job last Friday and they said they’d get back to me by Monday afternoon, and it’s now Tuesday with no word back from them
I had a dream last night that feels so weird looking back cause it felt like the best thing ever and then I woke up
Transgender aliens
If someone is a public figure, obviously they aren’t gonna, nor should they, celebrate the death of a public figure for obvious reasons.
Now if you’re a normal person like me, have fun lol just don’t be dumb
