Sara

I took too long to get into bed so she stole my spot 😂

Love a daddy’s home 😂

My college roommate’s boyfriend would always walk into our apartment and say it and I loved it

Honestly the worst part of this app is that random people who don’t follow you somehow find your tweets and respond.

when I walk in all that I wanna hear is you say Daddy’s homeeeeee

Yes!!! I have tiny ears too and would definitely get bumps in my ears from them!

I got new AirPods (mine were 4 years old) and WOAH the difference is WILD

Wait my bff is going to Chicago this week for work and I didn’t even think of all of this!!

It’s SO wild!!

Anne Frank, MLK Jr, and Barbara Walters were all born the same year

This man at the gym is in a black on black MAGA hat. If you’re gonna be a Nazi you better stand in it and wear your red hat

wondering how many Taylor fans know that Ophelia's "fate" is that she went insane and drowned herself after fucking a guy who ghosted her

Penelope’s guncles got a Frenchie puppy and I’m obsessed with him 🥺

For real!!

No I feel that!!

I’m a teacher who wakes up at 5AM everyday and my social battery is tapped out most days, so I try to stick to only weekends. I prefer to keep my Sunday’s open for house stuff and me time

Donald Trump needs to be removed from office immediately.

insanely sleepy this morning 😩

I’ve had Elizabeth Taylor on repeat all day

The life of a princess

I left way too much on my to do list for today 😭

My dad is catholic and I grew up going to church with him sometimes (mom and I are Presbyterian) and I HATE a church wedding

It may be 80° in Jersey today, but it’s finally Lincoln Park After Dark season m. IYKYK

I just want beignets in my face

I have a swollen eye lid 🙃

I went to bed at 9:30 and I feel alive

I just printed out a copy of my student loans from the government website and wrote “PAID IN FULL” in red marker. I’m a genius.

#rhoslc ❄️

Definitely not my favorite Taylor album, but there are some fun bops

She’s such a try hard

Omg I forgot Katie is on the show #RHOC