Just confirming everyone knows that a boat date is 'quintessential'

#goldenbachelorau

Carina needs to focus less on volumes of speech, and more on the words actually spoken.
Then she might understand why Jamie is so hurt, and why Lauren is a swamp witch

#mafsau

Loud doesn't mean wrong and Quiet doesn't mean right.
Insults spoken softly, are just as loud.

#mafsau

With all the 'work' you did Ryan, you learnt nothing about condescension, and the fine line between brutal honesty and kindness.

#mafs #mafsau

Jacquie, he's half barred up in the middle of a shop, take that as the compliment, its all his warrior brain is capable of

#anotherpainfulwatch
#mafs #mafsau

Jake, sweetie, let me hold you hand when I say this, the reason you are single is because you refuse to change the things that don't work in a relationship...time to put your big boy pants on and work on yourself

#mafs #mafsau

ADVrian didn't write a letter cause his secrets were all in court 👀 (and on Google)

#mafs #mafsau

I audibly laughed at this 😂

I didn't think I'd like Jamie but I now need to be besties with her.
Give her her own show, podcast, I don't care. What a Kween!

#mafs #mafsau

Jacquies job interview is super weird

#mafs #mafsau

'You're all too happy so the experts have decided to make you talk about your ex's to add some toxicity into your new relationships'

#mafs #mafsau

Can we get some subtitles on Adrian, can't understand a word he says, I assume it's annoying though

#mafs #mafsau

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Jacqui crying is giving the Kim Kardashian cry a run for its money

#mafs #mafsau
#Jacqui&Ryan

Tim, the deaf and blind could see you haven't put a smidge of effort in....fucken loser

#mafs #mafsau

That was an assault on the senses hearing Tim speak while his gunt was out

#mafsau #mafs

Eliot wanted a 'barely legal' door mat, and he'll continue chucking mantrums until he gets that

Grow up

#mafs #mafsau

This cousin is such a flog. It's giving 'I wouldn't fuck her, so she's not right for you'.
Definitely set his tinder profile to 'between 20 and 30 years of age'

Yuck

#mafs #mafsau

Instinctively, he's not Instinctive 😂

Jacquie crying.........just lol

#unhinged #mafs #mafsau

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Jacquie is gonna dip and break Ryan's heart, and he's gonna heal by starting his own cult

#mafs #mafsau

The amount of shit that Ryan and Jacquie talk is unbelievable.

Hate them already

#mafs #mafsau

Morena and Tony are top tier!

#mafsau #mafs

Putting money down that Ryan is gonna be a massive narcissist

#mafsau #mafs

"I find it really unfair that you're telling me what I said and it's making me feel bad. Accountability isn't fun"
- Tim

#mafs #mafsau

Adrian Adrian Adrian, be a man of fewer words

#mafs #mafsau

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Tim making Eric Cartman look like a 10

#mafs #mafsau

Jake and Ashleigh are balls to the wall the cutest!!!!

#mafs #mafsau

Is this the part where we meet the ACTUAL nice guy PE teacher?

#jake&ash
#mafs #mafsau

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Another classic nice guy move from Tim, shaming her looks AND personality

#Australiasnumber1flog
#mafs #mafsau

Adrian looks like a full sized Peter Dinklage

#mafs #mafsau