Knight Rai Raiosaurus

There's an 11year old girl sitting in adult cells in Perth lockup because she got caught shoplifting a drink and a pastry from Coles.worth less than $10

I am not awake enough for this level of refereeing. What even LOL #ITAvRSA

She was 1:38 mins late to start of the game.
Not because it took her that long to complete her tasks.
Oh no.... it's cos she lost track of time doing other things 🤷🏽‍♀️

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I gotta finish making the guest bed (doona cover left to put on blerrrghhhh) and final finishing touches to the guest bath and I have exactly an hour to get everything done before #ITAvRSA rugby match starts.
Will she make it??!

There's a giant storm rolling in, dark grey skies, massive wind, thunder in the background.

My neighbour has picked this one day and time to use the hose to water her plants.
(I thought the sound of water against the fence was hail)

Fucking hell, are people really this unaware?? 🙄

And yet almost normal. Not even the first 5 times this has happened.

Oh dear. Oh no.
I was not ready to hear David Ajala with an American accent

Ok, back to S20E01 of #Taskmaster.
The happiest place on earth 😂

Last night the dude said - I don't want to get hurt - randomly.

So yeah, now you get my extreme scepticism about this male loneliness epidemic. It's entirely an 'epidemic' of their own making. Often at the expense of others.

I'm lying on my couch watching a movie. So sorry

(Meanwhile I'd popped some paracetamol before setting off cos I was feeling feverish)

Anyways, I went ahead to the gallery opening we were gonna go to, met and chatted with a few random people, got some fish and chips and came home 💁🏽‍♀️

So I'm on my way to meet a first date and the dude messages to say he's so sorry he won't be able to make it 10 MINS before meeting time.
I park and text back - and you o let realised this now?? I'm here.
Him: My app wasn't working all afternoon
Me: Yeah. Sure.
Him: Ok so actually I'm too tired and

wtf wtf wtf
How did the exact same thing happen in the final of both #Taskmaster and #TaskmasterNorway?!!!
That's CRAAAAZZZYYYYY

Inflation has hit everything but reality and game shows.
Do present day contestant not find it odd that they're fighting for the same million dollars people were doing less for 20 years ago? 👀 at Survivor and Amazing Race

She was the sweetest old lady and probably out walking her dog after 10pm because she doesn't wanna scare people but the dog is so well trained and sweet and also she had a rope muzzle on.
I don't care what giant breed it is, if it can't bite or lick me we good. Lemme at her 😂

Made friends with a little old lady and her big Rottweiler because she had stopped to let me pass first and I was like you can come there's plenty room! And she explained how people get scared of her doggie but all she wants is pets and I was like well can I please please and 3 ladies parted happee

All the artificial 'intelligence' in the world, not a shred of real ethics to be found

YouTube video by Vanessa Wingårdh Tech Billionaires Know the AI Bubble Will Burst (They're Already Building Bunkers)

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LOLWUT
Suddenly they don't have that WhatsApp group they used for the bridge protest??
Get fucked mate

From the day it was conceived I said this would happen.
But the govt as always is hyper willing to suck rich peoples asses. Why would actually people matter.

Sack them all
Each and every pollie and copper in a decision making role. They ALL have to go. Jail them for gross negligence for all I care.

How fucking dare they allow this.

There were ample laws to prevent this or shut it down. The NSW Police just didn’t want to.

I was just thinking - this is ok, Piastri won't be far behind in points - and then....
Sorry all, my bad. Jinxed him 🤦🏽‍♀️

I've had 3 large coffees and now I need a nap. Couldn't keep my eyes open while reading at the cafe

It's 14:33

Wild that we don't scrutinize what billionaires spend their money on, but we will dissect a single mom's grocery cart like it's a crime scene.

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Errrhhhmagerd that ending
😭😂🤌🏽👌🏽🫠
#CelebrityTraitors

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#CelebrityTraitors

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women

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If the sandwich is in bits you have to acquits

You know what?
I just realised 'on fleek' is used no more, and that makes me happy.

Photo of Salto Angel (Angel Falls), official name: Kerepakupai merú - by Rich Childs, via Flickr/Wikipedia.

This is Angel Falls in Venezuela, with its 807-metre sheer plunge - the tallest waterfall on our planet.

Except - it isn't. There's one that's bigger. MUCH bigger. And when I learned about it this week, my mind was fully blown.

OK. Buckle up! (Especially if you don't have a head for heights.)

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