Karaoke Enemy Jeff

Karaoke Enemy Jeff

@karaokeenemyjeff.bsky.social

Helping the world ease back on the hype--one soft exclamation point (<!) at a time

65 Followers 113 Following 137 Posts Joined Jan 2025
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This is the best $20 I've spent on my smart home One small purchase added multiple devices to my smart home setup.
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Massie not backing down.

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3 weeks ago

When you go to vote in the midterms, please vote for the Democratic candidate.

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3 weeks ago

medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday

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3 weeks ago
facebook memory

photo: a car odometer that reads “80085 km”

caption: Odometer reached BOOBS km
September 8, 2015 with Matt

Thank you Matt, for your aid in capturing this joyous memory on camera.

one day, my coworker called me at 10AM asking if i could pick him up from the hospital after a kidney stone and i was like “lmao oh boy you really don’t have anyone else to call do you” and that was also the day my odometer rolled over to BOOBS KM so anyway this is our 10th valentine’s day together

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1 month ago

Let's be clear.

If the Constitution only applies to certain groups, you don't actually like the USA.

You are a traitor.

Stop flying that big ass flag like it has anything to do with you.

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1 month ago
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Laws restricting abortions linked to rise in 'abhorrently high' maternal mortality rates Rising state-level abortion restrictions in the United States were linked to a similar, parallel rise in maternal deaths from 2005 to 2023, according to research presented at The Pregnancy Meeting. ...

Researchers have found that 6 of 10 abortion restrictions — bans on Medicaid funding for abortion, mandated waiting periods, 2nd-trimester abortion bans, ACA marketplace insurance coverage bans, biased counseling laws, and ultrasound requirements — were linked to higher rates of maternal mortality.

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@barackobama.bsky.social: "When I was POTUS, I suppose I could have simply unilaterally ordered the military to go into some red state and harass and intimidate a governor or cut off funding for states that didn't vote for me... but that is contrary to how I think our democracy is supposed to work."

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1 month ago

talking about microplastics is the microplastics of talking

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1 month ago

Love it! I'm a Kat Person in rosy red MS

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ARE YOU A KAT PERSON?

Come drop off any t-shirt at 7016 N Clark St and we’ll turn it into custom Kat campaign merch!

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1 month ago
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Representative Karen

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Reredactions is a new one for me

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What I wish he'd said: Mr. Hess, I am sorry you feel conflicted about our Country, but we are all Americans who are ROOTING for you to bring home the GOLD. (And you know I love the Gold!) THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE AND FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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Congratulations to Chasity Verret Martinez on her election to represent House District 60.

She was outspent 3-to-1 and still won. This is what happens when grassroots Democrats show up and organize.

Proud of this win and excited to keep building power together. #LaDemos

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Hearing Josh McDaniels has a package for Bad Bunny

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Super Bowl LX: Oops! All Field Goals

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Inside the Fox News Sausage Factory The Dominion Voting Systems court filing illustrates how the "propaganda feedback loop" operates in real time.
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Alcoholic Not Himself When Sober NEW YORK—Expressing alarm at their friend’s deeply uncharacteristic behavior, concerned sources reported Tuesday that local alcoholic George Ralston wasn’t himself when he was sober.  “George is norma...

“George is normally such a loud, outgoing party animal, but when he hasn’t had a drink in a while, he becomes this completely different person,” said local alcoholic George Ralston’s friend Joe O’Hara

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1 month ago

I'm convinced that a sign of getting old is how I keep buying new and fancy potato chip flavours, getting 1/3rd of the way through the bag and realizing I actually just want sour cream and onion.

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Selfie of Akash smiling after waking up early to be first in line to cast the first vote for Kat in McHenry County! 

We added an 'I voted for Kat' sticker, some star stickers and copy that reads "FIRST VOTE CAST IN IL-09 FOR KAT!"

Shout out to Akash for casting the first vote for our campaign in McHenry County this morning!

Early in-person voting is now open in McHenry and Lake County, and mail-in ballots start going out across the district today.

After you vote, by mail or in person, send us a selfie. We love to see it!!

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How To Explain Lab-Grown Meat Simply (For People Who Aren't Scientists) The most common questions about cultivated meat, answered in plain English.
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From 'KGB' to Central Michigan: What we learned, and didn't learn, from the Michigan report The NCAA delivered its punishment to Michigan and Connor Stalions along with a 74-page explanation.
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Amid growing 'scandal' of elder homelessness, health care groups aim to help The housing crisis is requiring creative scrambling and new partnerships from health care organizations to keep older patients out of expensive nursing homes as homelessness grows.
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Researchers built a social network made of AI bots. They quickly formed cliques, amplified extremes, and let a tiny elite dominate. The researchers also tested six interventions meant to break the polarization loop. None solved the problem.
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Alaska I wasn’t familiar with your game

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7 months ago

the problem with “norms” is they’re just held together with common sense and a fear of shame. when people have neither, it all collapses.

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7 months ago
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Apollo 13: An Accident in Space Henry S. F. Cooper, Jr.,’s 1972 chronicle of the Apollo 13 mission, during which three astronauts were almost lost in space.
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How to greet people at work Max Flannel, our office agony uncle, answers a bulging postbag on a vital subject

Ever been involved in an unfortunate hugging incident at work? Our office agony uncle has a way to avoid that kind of horrendous situation

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