Swizzle Necklace

Swizzle Necklace

@laudelau.bsky.social

Anatomist, chartered scientist, all round good egg. Lot of work for charity, don’t like to talk about it etc. Prescribed as freely as any decongestant Just a lump of carbon - but coal or diamond? You decide.

742 Followers 446 Following 9,815 Posts Joined Sep 2023
14 hours ago

I had a similar issue with a joke completely ruined by using cerebellum when they actually were referring to the cerebrum. Infuriating.

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14 hours ago

Are you writing this from A&E??

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14 hours ago
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Current block looking ok.

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2 days ago

Cerebrum, not cerebellum.
Ruined the joke.

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3 days ago

Is right lad. *hard Liverpool face*

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4 days ago
Cover story from The Lancet, one of the world's most prestigious and high-impact general medical journals, that says "The destruction that Kennedy has wrought in 1 year might take generations to repair, and there is little hope for US health and science while he remains at the helm.

The Lancet spells out the case against RFK Jr so clearly.
www.thelancet.com/journals/lan... (1/4🧵)

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4 days ago

So that’s what the smell is!

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4 days ago
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I’m out in that there Liverpool. Is right!!

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4 days ago

Good luck to your dad. X

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5 days ago

I twisted my ankle the other day. Because I took a step on a very slightly uneven surface. Didn’t even fall or lose balance. But I’ve been hobbling for the last few days. #oldlady

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5 days ago

lol- I could give up nursing!

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6 days ago

I’ve never heard a rasher comment

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6 days ago

Hmmmm. I bet the people who make Brillo pads think so

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6 days ago

Yeah. Was pretty stressful

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6 days ago

I know. Awful.

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6 days ago
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I’ve been sorting out. Found a picture of me when I was 14 with my French exchange student Isabelle. As you can see, my hair has always needed its own postcode.

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6 days ago

Me too. I was stalked by one for a couple of years. Even tried to collect my boys from their school.

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1 week ago

Turns out it was my window cleaner who forgot to tell me.

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1 week ago

Something was moved in my garden.

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1 week ago

Sometimes, living alone can be really scary

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1 week ago
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We are having a Lie In

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1 week ago

Deffo!! Xx

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1 week ago

Thanks pal. Soon be over.

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1 week ago

Tonight is my last night for 2 weeks!! I have had some brutal shifts lately so the break will be good. I’m in early to stop off for cakes etc for everyone. (And maybe giant wotsits but I couldn’t possibly comment)

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1 week ago

Ooh lovely. Congratulations

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1 week ago
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I may or may not* have been eating wotsits

*most definitely have, covered in Wotsit dust

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1 week ago

Dragged myself out of bed this morning. This is not going to be a good shift.

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1 week ago

Supported by the Denture Council of America

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2 weeks ago

You might as well take it- I’m off chocolate for Lent

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2 weeks ago

Oh no! Get well soon x

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