Andrew

It Only Tuesday

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The only correct answer

I’m really proud of this. I’ve tried to keep prices reasonable since I would LOVE to see a bunch of these in the stands on the 28th and I think you get a ton of really nice stuff with it.

photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

All this soccer talk makes me want to tease what Social Club SG has planned for this year SO BADLY.

I’m just waiting for a package to arrive.

Something tells me Markwayne Mullin doesn’t take Amtrak that often.

Did Purdue intentionally wet the floor there?

Never underestimate the power of surrounding yourself with people who are pulling in the same direction. It’s not only motivating, it’s just good therapy.

Good trouble to come.

I was a season ticket holder for a few years. Their social media getting almost as many wins as their team does these days.

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I am anti-monopoly and take no pleasure in reporting this.

Black one inch pin-back button with “FUCK ICE” written on the front in white lettering.

I may have made a few one inch buttons.

One of my flaws is I 100% think I can do this.

The Smashing Machine

Another banger for today.

I wish someone could get these artists together who are making really awesome protest songs for Minnesota and make a compilation, then sell that shit where proceeds go to good nonprofits in Minneapolis.

Need more of this.
Give it a listen.

“If your words add up to nothing then you’re making a choice to sing a cover when we need a battle cry.” - Jason Isbell

You can really hear the rapist mentality that goes through the right:

“Just comply and it won’t get any worse for you.”

“She deserved it.”

IMPEACH KRISTI NOEM.

Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position

Was Loki a good dog?

To erase any and all potential confusion going forward:

Yes. I would like to pet your dog.

The Bears look a lot like the Bears tonight.

Not good for the Bears.

What a living breathing piece of shit.

Renee Nicole Good was 37. She was murdered by an ICE agent in the street in broad daylight. What really happened to her will not be forgotten, minimized, or ignored.

Domestic Terrorism is a President who lost a free and fair election attempting to stop the peaceful transfer of power, not this.

Hey Siri? Why does everyone seem to hate ICE?

Maybe because they shoot fucking INNOCENT CIVILIANS!

Five years ago I sat at my desk and watched Domestic Terrorists disrupt the peaceful transfer of power simply because their guy didn’t win.

The party of “Back The Blue” attacked and killed cops.

They are not heroes. They are a black mark on American History. One I will never forget.

Every time they show Kelce on the sidelines, he doesn’t look like a guy taking in the last moments of a long and successful NFL career.

The constitution is just an old piece of paper with words to the conservatives.

This is some low level Dictator shit right here.

Some may say….

Nebrasketball.

Rank them in the top 10, cowards.

Happy 2026!