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I just need

Edge of Eternities looks so fucking sick. Almost every leaked card is a fucking banger.

Way more excited for this than Spider-man or Avatar TLA

I cannot believe I just pulled a serialized Chocobo. 11/77.

My favorite final fantasy is FFXI.

#mtg #finalfantasy @magic.wizards.com

OH MY fucking GOD

who is licking your back this time

Don’t forget to celebrate Tokimeki Memorial Day tomorrow.

If you're still in contact with them ask them if they were playing Arena this morning

Just had a match in MTG Arena with someone named "murmurtwin".

I wonder who that was.

Be careful when buying @mtgsecretlair.com items from @magic.wizards.com.

Apparently if the bonus item(a pencil in this case) is available but the item you ordered(Festival in a box) is not, they will charge you $12 for the shipment of the bonus item to be shipped separately unless you click this.

The more I play Magic: The Gathering, the more I start to realize it is less a game of skill and strategy, and more a game of luck.

Were you lucky enough to go first? Were you lucky enough to draw the mana/ramp you needed? Were you lucky enough to not get mono red going first?

Turns out dance games hurt after two months of not playing.

Absolute pain to get all my Magic:
The Gathering posters leveled and equidistant.

@magic.wizards.com here's a free idea.

For the next Un-set:

UnBeyond. Or Un(iverses)Beyond.

Bring back the licenses for all the Universes Beyond properties you've used and make an Un set out of them.

Bring back Attractions using The Gold Saucer.

Why do people say Commander ruined Magic?

60 card formats are run by 5-6 meta decks per format. There's no room for creativity or customization. You either adopt the meta or you lose.

Lightning struck my new house on Friday. Everyone is ok but I keep finding more things damaged. Almost all of my electronics are dead. Arcade games hadn’t been plugged in yet so they’re fine. Water pipes busted. Gas leaks(shut off for now). Upward of $10,000 in damage. This year sucks.

This combo is so busted and fun.

Mardu Siegebreaker is amazing.

If I see the phrase crash out one more time I’m gonna crash out

@mtgarena.com matchmaking is absolutely awful.

I play boros, I get boros mirror match. Either boros mice or boros cutter.

I play azorius, I get azorius omniscience or azorius simulacrum.

Come on guys, this isn't enjoyable.

Really enjoying Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 but I feel like the writing foreshadows a bit too often and too obviously.

Pretty sure I’ve already figured out the main plot twist and while it’s a good plot device, I wish it had come as a surprise.

I want these. They're super cute. But they're not $26 for a tank top cute.

These prices are outrageous. Do better.

why do the fucking weird ones follow me

Last night I had the nerdiest dream of my life.

I was assisting the 10th Doctor in fighting Ugin to prevent him from kidnapping all of the Planeswalkers.

YouTube video by MTG Creative Combos Breaching Dragonstorm 1 Card Instant Win Combo!? Tarkir Dragonstorm Standard MTG Arena.

If you pull the card with this decklist, you win. It's unstoppable.

The only way to beat it is either monored aggro it before they can get to turn 5 or have a deck of nothing but counterspells.

IT'S EVERY MORNING :<

Ban Breeching Dragonstorm in Standard.

But did they fix the camera controls? I couldn't play it all the way through because it was so obnoxious.

This kind of shit should be illegal.

It's designed to look like a check. It even says "To the order of" but not "pay to the order of".

It's a mortgage insurance advertisement.

Squad

I don't have time for Bo3. Trying to get my dailies done quickly.