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20, He/Him, bark, woof, etc.

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Microdosing my bug chasing by not getting a flu shot

16.03.2024 06:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dawg in the streets, dog in the sheets

08.12.2023 07:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

conversion therapy to make you asexual (itโ€™s just SSRIs)

28.11.2023 06:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

where the 3 at

28.11.2023 06:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

!foryou

28.11.2023 06:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
sin

sin

hi, nice to meet you, sorry

28.11.2023 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They call me the ship of Theseus the way Iโ€™m not sure if Iโ€™m me anymore

26.11.2023 05:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you ever look back at pictures from middle school and be like โ€œdamn no wonder I was bulliedโ€

25.11.2023 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿฆ– #furryart

24.11.2023 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 531    ๐Ÿ” 164    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Had to put down my dog because their Instagram never blew up smh

24.11.2023 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isnโ€™t language so powerful. You can cause someone to perfectly picture anything you want just by putting characters in a specific order. Use it more wisely in the future โค๏ธ

22.11.2023 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(I wrote this in my X drafts after not sleeping for 48hrs)

22.11.2023 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You guys should be sleep maxxing. Iโ€™m so dream-pilled and drowsy core getting my 8 hours of sleep every night

22.11.2023 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love poorly timed blackouts

11.11.2023 06:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the most hurtful thing someone has said to me

08.11.2023 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They should call my cum Buckleyโ€™s because it tastes awful but it works

08.11.2023 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am Sisyphus and my boulder is getting recurring sore throats

01.11.2023 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hormone? You mean what I did to your mom last night?

26.10.2023 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes!!!!!!

24.10.2023 07:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

getting locked in a hot car is just species affirming care

24.10.2023 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โš ๏ธtrade dealโš ๏ธ
i receive: a kiss
you receive: a kiss

24.10.2023 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sam handwich

24.10.2023 06:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Chew glass

24.10.2023 06:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cantio (coyote) and Panko (deer) snuggling up to eachother #art #furry #furryart #sfw

Cantio (coyote) and Panko (deer) snuggling up to eachother #art #furry #furryart #sfw

Two buds snuggling up to eachother

14.10.2023 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 869    ๐Ÿ” 151    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Mercy from the hit game Overwatchยฎ suggests you press Ctrl+Win+Alt+Shift+L simultaneously

Mercy from the hit game Overwatchยฎ suggests you press Ctrl+Win+Alt+Shift+L simultaneously

Man I REALLY wish there was a built-in windows shortcut to open LinkedIn in my browser easilyโ€ฆ

15.10.2023 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't understand werewolf tf. i want you to be a wolf all of the time not just some of the time
Smh

13.10.2023 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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beautiful rigby

12.10.2023 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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day 5:
7" diameter
16" length
25 minutes to insert

12.10.2023 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vapes at parties are just decentralized cigarettes

04.10.2023 04:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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