Kat (Taylor’s Version)

JD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentexts

JD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentexts
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all the same outfits? taylor what the fuck…it’s bc i posted that earlier isn’t it.

Y’all be sleeping on one of the best albums of 2024

I think my Spotify wrapped is pretty cool

My battery power….nice.

Thomas the cat sleeping

Timeline cleanse—Thomas the cat after a hard day

I got to see the new #WickedMovie tonight, and...

Oh. My. GOD.

Visuals? Stunning!
Acting? Amazing!
Vocals? FLAWLESS!

Do yourself a favour and go see it when its out! It's so funny, you're gonna love it!

(Also, i was like, 10 meters away from Ariana Grande, Cynthia Erivo & Jeff Goldblum)

Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach -The Onion

Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach
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Oklahoma Law Requires Ten Commandments To Be Displayed In Every Womb OKLAHOMA CITY—In an effort to provide all developing fetuses in the state with a thorough grounding in Judeo-Christian values, a new bill was signed into law Tuesday that requires the Ten Commandments...

Oklahoma Law Requires Ten Commandments To Be Displayed In Every Womb

Bitches say Electric Touch is so bad with FOB in it, and then have never listen to a FOB song outside of that one in their life.

“You Need To Calm Down” has surpassed 1 billion streams on Spotify!💋💋💋
#Swiftie 🥰

my.. chemical.. romance?

feeling like This

I have a feeling people defending dream after the new Shut Up, I’m Talking episode were not around for the Gumball situation at all. Because after that and the new stuff about him today, how are y’all defending him.😭😭

It’s honestly terrifying to know this song, and many other from the 80s/90s are more relevant than ever.

what The fuck

Waking up to the news this morning was a lot to take in... We get taught that being kind, and caring for others would make the world a better place. Last night sadly showed us, that its just not true... ;-; I am so sorry to everyone who feels like the country failed you. Because it did. 💔

I'm the strongest lion :3

12 years i built my twitter account, gone in the blink of an eye. at least i get to reuse every joke ive ever made here

This place is already so much better than twt what the fuck 😭