Badger

Got my license renewed and my picture was hot garbage because I wasn't ready for hurricane Beth.

Love getting pumped about the mundane. at the DMV yesterday and Beth at counter 3 was tearing it UP.

She was a paper pushing MACHINE. She invented the word clockwork the way she punched out walk-ins. Counter 1 and 2 looked like slow motion, amateur hour.

just walked into a room and triggered the most generic senior person dialogue possible:

Wife (to husband): "oh it's been five months since your heart attack and stroke"
Husband (jumps awake): "wha"
Wife (louder) "I LOOKED IT UP IT'S BEEN FIVE MONTHS SINCE YOUR HEART ATTACK AND STROKE"

Best I have right now is this but I'm hoping it'll get a wry chuckle at least

Anyway Expedition 33 rules I want to give the writer a sandwich and the dev team a smoothie.

Seeing men be more in touch with their gentle side and express more commonplace vulnerabilities is so fucking refreshing oh my god.

If you ever turned down an Esquie hug turn your location on.

Oh shit I'm supposed to post here uh uhgh uhhh oof *starts taking Minecraft damage*

BRO WHAT SKIES OF ARCADIA IS LIKE MY FAVORITE GAME EVER

My coworker who lost half his foot is getting pain meds for me who's foot is busted from a person who tore a tendon in THEIR foot, what the heck

I have a group to roll with so we want the dumb shenanigans. I WILL PROTECT YOU (abiding to schedule conflicts)

Absolutely, my plan is to relive being the absolute worst rogue in Warcraft from my childhood. I'm gonna roll on the PvP server!

Steve "I didn't say stop" Chopz

My friend gave me $20 to join him in the upcoming WoW Classic refresh for a nostalgia romp. Homie move or psychological abuse? Experts are still deciding.

a guy on a motorcycle with 2 30 can cases of pbr on his lap

a sticker on the back of the bike that says "transphobe extermination squad"

dudes rock

It takes courage to be vulnerable and truly see the emotional capacity of those around you. The patience it needs, the compassion and empathy it demands of you but we need to take those risks or nothing will change. Sometimes we won't connect and it'll hurt, but we will heal and try again.

It was difficult but over a long period of time have cultivated male friends I can comfortably tell I love them, care for them and want to see them thrive and I wouldn't change it for the world.

My hopes for the coming year are that we can finally start embracing our brothers, start expressing our feelings of vulnerability to one another and walking others back from paths of cruelty. Men need to start seeing the value in their friendships beyond being mere unfeeling acquaintances.

Love you too brother.

International men's day, let's bring it in fellas

How's a mf supposed to get any new engagement under those conditions, unbelievable.

I've wanted to come back to Twitch but I haven't been able to watch anything with the insufferable amount of ads. It's demotivating.

I don't know why I voice chat in any game when I usually get asked if I'm a real human being, it feels weirdly dehumanizing

I do want to fight one fairly frequently if that counts

A take I can share, rooting for you!

If you're seeing "Invalid Handle" on your profile, this should resolve on its own — thanks for your patience!! 🦋

Have they made gamersupp Viagra yet not being able to goon is considered a disability in the gamersphere

Invalid handle is gonna be my advertising safe euphemism for ED so I can keep getting boner pill revenue

DaDaDan taught me that nobody is immune to the rizz of a boy who can run really really fast. We know this because naruto running at a con will get you laid, it's inevitable