Rob Browatzke

Rob Browatzke

@robbrowatzke.bsky.social

Teller of gay stories. Thrower of gay parties. Lover of books, Broadway, and butts. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ #pinksky

1,070 Followers 1,051 Following 161 Posts Joined Nov 2023
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Post-Mortem Dance Floor - Rob Browatzke It’s not enough for our lives to flash before our eyes before we go, whether that’s a slow-motion fall through memories or a rapid-fire sensory overload of every thing we’ve ever done. No, what we nee...

What happens next?

browatzke.com/post-mortem-...

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4 days ago

What did you end up using

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Back in Edmonton for a few days and looking forward to doing a couple of new shoots (any Edmonton men out there available Monday - Thursday) AND I’m hoping to photograph @davasi29.bsky.social again.
Here’s a shot from our first shoot.

#jacksonphotografix #gayYEG #gayEdmonton #gayfineart #gaysky

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1 month ago
A photo of a statue in a museum gallery with very directed lighting to show the pronounced curve of the statue's bum

And the Oscar for dramatic museum lighting goes to.... France's The Museum of Romanity's "The Roman Emperor, a mortal among the gods" exhibition πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
#MuseumBums πŸ‘πŸ›οΈπŸ‘

Thanks @lydiam31.bsky.social for sharing 😁

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1 month ago

No butt like Greek butt

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1 month ago
A bronze statuette of Icarus with tiny little wings barely covering him

Icarus werking those wings. If only he'd had a hot-glue gun and a whole load of setting spray πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
πŸ‘πŸ›οΈπŸ‘ #MuseumBums

"Icarus", by Alfred Gilbert, 1882, from @tate.bsky.social

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2 months ago

May your 2026 be filled with bums like this

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2 months ago

It’s happy now!

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2 months ago

The thing is, resolutions don't have to be "course corrections" or feel daunting. They can just be commitments to finding a little joy or solace. Last year, I resolved to listen to more music, and I did. It made my year better. It's tough enough out there, you can resolve to find a little happiness.

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2 months ago

Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.

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2 months ago
A black and white photo of a figure lying down with feet closest to the camera and head furthest away. Their right knee is up obscuring everything from the waist up, apart from their arms which they're holding up above their head

Merry Christmas everyone! πŸŽ„ Today is the anniversary of the great George Michael's death, and this was the bumliest picture in his huge art collection! πŸ‘πŸ›οΈπŸ‘ #MuseumBums

Horst P Horst's "Male Nude (Knee)", 1952, displayed in "The George Michael Collection" by Christies in 2019

We miss you, George ❀️

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2 months ago
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Last night’s photo shoot with the handsomely moustached Camil at @EVOwonderlounge (thanx @RobBrowatzke) was fanfuckentastic! And very, very colourful to say the least

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model: camil
at EVO
edmonton
2025
#jacksonphotografix, #gayfineart #color #queer #gaysky #gayedmonton #lgbtq #homoerotic

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2 months ago
Pride Anthem: Browatzke, Rob: 9781985286412: Books - Amazon.ca Pride Anthem: Browatzke, Rob: 9781985286412: Books - Amazon.ca

It’s A Christmas Carol… but gay.

It’s the night before Pride and a jaded bar owner gets visited by four spirits

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2 months ago

Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it, but a rivalry can be even deadlier if you heat it.

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2 months ago

πŸ‘

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3 months ago
Post image A screenshot of Pantone's marble-hued colour of the year

The master sculptor, Antonio Canova was so genius, he picked out marble for his works that was 2026's Pantone #ColourofTheYear, hundreds of years in advance! Bravissimo! πŸ‘πŸ›οΈπŸ‘ #MuseumBums

Here's his "Cupid and Psyche" from @museelouvre.bsky.social, 1787, and Pantone's "Cloud Dancer" colour 🀍

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3 months ago
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My latest video includes image of the Wizard of Oz as he appears in the novels ... and yes, this is really how he's described in one scene. Watch my new video for more about the WILD differences between the various versions of Oz you thought you knew: youtu.be/n9IXq5MwG5Q

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3 months ago

With profound heartbreak, we share that Michael passed away peacefully last night after a long and courageous journey with cancer. Our world feels quieter today. He will be missed more than words can express.

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8 months ago
A sunny day at a lake. The sky is blue and the lake is surrounded by pine trees. Two fit men are naked in the lake, the both have nice tans and white buns. One man is wading into the lake and the other is further out, lifting himself up onto a pier.

"Summers At The Lake" by Breyette. Gallery & Shop at breyette.com.
#pastels #pastelartist #gayart #maleart #malenudeart #gaymale#muscle #vermontartist #originalart #gayartist #muscleart #sexymen #whitebuns #skinnydip #hotmen #gayguys #gaymuscle #fineart #figurativeart #malephysique #malephysiqueart

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3 months ago

This breaks my heart. His talent was extraordinary. Sending love and light to all his family and friends.

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3 months ago
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CASTING CALL - Victoria, BC

jackson photografix is looking for male models to shoot in Victoria, BC, Canada on December 11 to 13, 2025. If interested, please send a direct message or comment.

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model: alex
puerto vallarta
mexico
2025

#jacksonphotografix #castingcall #VictoriaBC
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3 months ago
An artwork showing lots of overlapping figures in different poses and rendered in different colours

Could the yellow gentleman please take their thigh off my shoulder? I'm getting cramp πŸ‘πŸ›οΈπŸ‘ #MuseumBums

"Contain" by Fred Hatt, 2011, exhibited at Artspace 109 in Brooklyn, New York, in 2013

Thanks @neilfleischer.bsky.social (the model!) for sharing 😁

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4 months ago

Well, it’s good NOW

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4 months ago

Happy birthday to the best ass on Bluesky

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4 months ago
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Rob Browatzke Part One YouTube video by RAINBOW STORY HUB | Edmonton Queer History

I sat down with Rainbow Story Hub as part of Queer History month to talk about my big gay life… here’s part one

youtu.be/DvCHopOZA9c?...

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4 months ago

Yes

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Not a lot of #MuseumBums in Egypt but does this random Marriott lobby statue count, @museumbums.bsky.social

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5 months ago

We're absolutely thrilled that THERE'S A ZOMBIE OUTSIDE has landed on Dekkoo for the Halloween season! Check it out and dig into the queer, meta-horror of it all!

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5 months ago

(He says as he’s about to finally take another run at Malazan)

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5 months ago

If every book has its own sanderlanche, Wind and Truth is the sanderlanche of a series, and honestly, it ALMOST made me change my mind on the series as a whole (which felt sloggier than the sloggiest WoT tbh) but in the end, I think it needs a Cosmere commitment I’m not willing to make.

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