Incredibly, the Antichrist turned out to be a bright orange, morbidly obese, babbling old man with the worst comb-over in history, who conned millions of gullible idiots into following him. But worst of all, this evil buffoon has the nuclear codes.
Every speech Trump gives is filled with lies, devoid of critical thinking, empathy, compassion, or any understanding of how the government functions. In other words, while the nation remains mired in misery, MAGA continues to praise God for their pedophile president.
MAGA loves Trump because he panders to their ignorance, giving them permission to embrace their racism, sexism, homophobia, and hatred.
There are many reasons a person should not be President, but being a pedophile is at the top of the list.
When a person believes that a 79-year-old pedophile with 34 convictions, six bankruptcies, and a love for dictators was chosen by God to lead this nation to greatness, it is a clear indication that the individual has profound psychological problems. In other words, they are batshit crazy.
And lo, Jesus said unto them, “You are MY followers. How can you serve a false god like Trump? Have you learned nothing from my teachings? I will go now to prepare a special place in hell for Donald and all of MAGA who worship him. I am the way, the truth, and the life… NOT that orange fat ass!”
To believe that Donald Trump was chosen by God to lead America to greatness is an unforgiveable insult to the Almighty.
God has decided to once again punish humanity. Only this time, instead of a flood, He allowed his idiotic followers to elect a morbidly obese, mentally unstable orange imbecile as President, knowing that because he would have the NUCLEAR CODES… it was only a matter of time.
I do not think that almighty God created every living thing because surely an omnipotent being could do better than us.
The fragile insecure flower is crying again.
It’s not surprising that people who believe in creationism were ignorant enough to vote for Trump… TWICE.
In the United States military, more than two million brave men and women proudly serve their country. They deserve a commander-in-chief who is not willing to let them die to keep the Epstein files out of the news.
And Jesus said unto them, “Your pedophile president’s attack on Iran is NOT a holy war. When it comes to holy wars, I am the expert! Once again, you disappoint me with your ignorance… I have got to get smarter followers.”
As war rages and oil prices soar, the nation is focused on the 21-mile-wide Strait of Hormuz. But for Trump, that is far better than Americans being focused on the Epstein files. It’s tragic to think how many will die because this pedophile is attempting to avoid justice.
If God really answered prayers, the victims in the Epstein files would have received the justice they deserved. AMEN!
Everyone knew what Trump was like after his first term. So if you still voted for him in 2024, you share a responsibility for the lives that are lost in his senseless war with Iran.
People who believe the world is flat, the moon landing was fake, the government killed JFK, chemtrails are real, COVID-19 was a hoax, and Bigfoot is still on the loose are also convinced that the Bible is the literal word of God. For them, it’s not a stretch.
And Jesus said unto His followers, “What the hell?! You actually believed an elderly, bright orange, morbidly obese pedophile psychopath was the right person to put in the White House? I swear to God, you idiots will believe ANYTHING!”
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Some are claiming that Trump’s attack on Iran is a HOLY WAR. But that is a lie. There is nothing “HOLY” about the pedophile president trying to distract attention away from the Epstein files.
There are more than two million brave men and women in the United States military proudly serving their country. They deserve a commander-in-chief who actually cares whether they live or die.
There are more than two million brave men and women in the United States military proudly serving their country. They deserve a commander-in-chief who actually cares whether they live or die.
When you see an image of Jesus on a piece of toast, it’s a sign from God to scramble some eggs to go with it.
As Trump attempts to spread war throughout the Middle East, it’s important to remember that America’s “Commander-in-Chief” is in rapid mental and physical decline, with little to live for… and he has the nuclear codes.
Currently, in the United States military, more than two million courageous men and women, without bone spurs, are proudly serving their country.
In America, anyone can become president. It is regrettable.
We could make a dent in the national debt if churches were taxed… But that’s just wishful thinking.
