Nebelkrähe (they/them)

Nebelkrähe (they/them)

@hoodiecraw.bsky.social

Not only black and white, like magpies... Only able to shitpost in a way where they themselves ain't sure where the 's ... /s' tags belong Would crave an IgNoble but not ready for publishing their take on how to save the world from global heating

623 Followers 1,684 Following 4,346 Posts Joined Oct 2024
1 week ago

Seems more like an old-school marriage ritual to me...
Love it that both sides get their wings "clipped"

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1 week ago

Die Deutschen sind also Trumps 5. Kolonne in der EU?
#Merz #CDU #AfD #Piefke #Schland

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1 week ago

Is the "...I'm nearly forty..." a hidden
"...took me a while to figure out how to do this, but finally..."?

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2 weeks ago
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‘Don’t go to the US – not with Trump in charge’: the UK tourist with a valid visa detained by ICE for six weeks Karen Newton was in America on the trip of a lifetime when she was shackled, transported and held for weeks on end. With tourism to the US under increasing strain, she says, ‘If it can happen to me, i...

#Murica #prisonholiday #felonytourism #hostileUShospitality

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3 weeks ago

Good guy, good present

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3 weeks ago

Don't know if it helps you
For me that can be summed under "Composed a message and forgot to send"...
(Which is true from what you said, we just leave out in which step it happened)
So respind &congratulate?

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3 weeks ago

Hoodie craw 🖤🤍🖤

(We discovered each other by interaction)

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3 weeks ago
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Baruch Spinoza - Wikipedia

A person that helped me find myself, a lot, lived from 1632–1677.
He will never have known I hold him very dear and that I find a lot of value in his work and in his life...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baruch_...

Do not judge yourself by looking only at the now, please!

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3 weeks ago

Don't know about brave,
but yes to the rest!

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3 weeks ago

Why should Kiev bother?
Orban is doing that "all by myself" thing he really likes and which ruins the country while making him and his family rich...

(Last time Hungary functioned it was ruled by the Habsburgs, so nothing new there...)

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3 weeks ago

Sehr empfehlenswert, die Gasse bei Schnee...

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3 weeks ago

And suddenly I would start to get seasonal flu vaccines...

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3 weeks ago

Ah fu**
I'm going to watch this and feel bad, right?

(And will have the urge to thank you, but that is a different thing from finding out about insidious pollution...)

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3 weeks ago
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Husky „Buba“: Anwalt für höhere Strafe Ein zweijähriger Husky ist Anlass für einen Wiener Anwalt, höhere Strafen für Tierquälerei zu fordern. „Buba“ wurde von seinem Besitzer schwer misshandelt. Der Verein „Hunde Such Hilfe“ hat ihn gerett...

Anwälte lernen in der Ausbildung, daß höhere Strafdrohungen nichts bringen.

Sagt mir, daß #HundeSuchHilfe sehr polemisch ist... Find ich schlecht.

(Wer nimmt den Menschen an die Hand, der da Monster war, und versucht ihm eine bessere Richtung zu zeigen? )

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3 weeks ago

You forgot to include the obligatory pub tip?

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3 weeks ago

(Insert rhetorical) Who could have known?!?

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3 weeks ago

Infinity?
I smell hype...

(No reason not to listen, YT loves hype, even if I abhor it like vacuum cleaners)

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3 weeks ago

I effing love* it that a comment currently made by a lot of Germanic people (me included) is:

"Dear Americans, your ICE is not equivalent to Gestapo. Please use SA as the analoge. Source: Trust us, we learned that in school..."

*And also feel great anger/sadness, but still: Irony is hard, here

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1 month ago

Best tip:
Avoid buffets

"Dr Damien Tully (...) told the BBC that outbreaks of shigella were "not unusual, particularly in busy hospitality settings (...)".

He said buffet-style catering can increase the risk and be a "breeding ground" for bacteria and viruses."

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1 month ago

The gist:
"Since 1 October, the agency has identified 118 cases of shigella and 43 of salmonella linked to trips to the West African archipelago.
While most people recover within a week, four British people have died within months of contracting stomach bugs while on holiday there."

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1 month ago

I hope the "something" is sleep...
(Wish you find it fast, may it be restful)

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1 month ago
Wahlplakat eines Recken von König Markus I

#WirStattIch
Die #CSU ist immer wieder für Brüller gut...
Das hier sagt eigentlich:
"Ich bin dafür,das wir mir das Rasen im Ortsgebiet erlauben."

Ist die CSU, also eh nix für Leute ohne Auto, also sag ich: "Bast scho"

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1 month ago

Jein?
Der Staat Österreich ja,
das Land und die Menschen, die auch Österreich sind, nein?

Wäre das konsensfähig?

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1 month ago
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Toter Häftling: Überstellung erfolgte ohne Arzt Nach dem Tod eines Häftlings der Justizanstalt (JA) Hirtenberg hat die Wochenzeitung „Falter“ anonym mit einem Beamten gesprochen, der bei dem Einsatz dabei war. Die Überstellung sei ohne Arzt erfolgt...

Österreich ist so witzig:
Die Oberen sparen was geht, so das was schiefgehen muss, früher oder später
Die Unteren sind dann natürlich schuld und müssen es ausbaden

Und das Volk muss zuschauen, weil alle Politiker bei uns so sind...

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1 month ago

Oh, I had that...
Not that tasty

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1 month ago

Happy to have read to the end, worthwhile thoughts!

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1 month ago

Only at the first post, but they got me interested...

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1 month ago

How to recognise beauty

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1 month ago

The photo is telling...

"Waving to the world with a sex doll behind him..."

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