Lex!! COMMISSIONS OPEN

"heh the writers didn't think about any of this probably" neither did the Victorian guy who wrote a book in one weekend while fever ridden and on cocaine but the entire country studies it as a masterful commentary on morality and new age science! So I think I can write rwby essays

I just believe that all of fiction can be dissected like "studiable books" but it's hard to present things as these essays without sounding like it's a reaching theory. You get what I mean. I'm the type of sicko that actually enjoyed Jekyll and Hyde at GCSE okay.

My only issue is that I have to write this like a GCSE English literature essay and stress that the only "theory" part is using it as a potential prediction for future events. Like it's not a theory it's a literature analysis that could potentially help theorize stuff yk

5 million hour YouTube video essay dropping never (I'm kidding) (I might write something when it isn't 4am)

I say potentially mercury I don't actually include mercury in it tbh. There's not nearly as much to go off with him. I can draw very specifically parallels with Adam/Cinder and Blake/Emerald but like. mercury and ilia got nothing.

okay now that's done with does anyone want to hear my 10000 page long conspiracy about Adam and Cinder's parallels as characters and potential implications this could have for emerald. And potentially mercury too. Anyone.

okay whatever going to bed now #rwby

so this was a great reaction thread

family ride home from the volume 8 watch party

oh okay thanks cinder

an instagram screenshot showing a countdown to "killing myself" at 0 with confetti. over the top is the text "not postponed! happening today"

lets all die together

BRO

KILL HIM KILL HIM NOW DO IT AND YOULL BE REINCARNATED AS A LOTUS FLOWER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHGHGHGHHH

FUCK OFF

RIPPING MY HAIR OUT

OH MY FUCKING GOD

counting or not counting faunus violence

AND I WAS RIGHT TO BE

"do not fall" MISERY AND PAIN FOR ALL WHEN IT FALLS. MISERY AND PAIN FOR ALL WHEN IT FALLS. MISERY AND PAIN FOR ALL WHEN IT FALLS. MISERY AND PAIN FOR ALL WHEN IT FALLS. MISERY AND PAIN FOR ALL WHEN IT FALLS. I AM SO FUCKING SCARED.

winter kill him and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

WHAT DO YOU MEAN KILL ME

IM SO FUCKING SCARED

Back view of Akyuu's hairdo <3

im going insane

AND HE WAS JUST GONNA SHOOT HIM?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

KILL HIM
KILL HIM NOW

a screenshot from deltarune of tenna saying "kill him!!! kill him now!!!"