AshleytheCPA

AshleytheCPA

@seattletax.bsky.social

I do stuff. You know - taxes, AI, juggling burning chainsaws. Stuff. (Also Microsoft MVP in Power Automate and M365 Apps. Yes, I’ve heard of Copilot)

913 Followers 594 Following 1,035 Posts Joined Nov 2024
3 months ago

Hrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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4 months ago

I have initiated quite a few conversations today in order to feel entitled to a small piece of candy that I wouldn’t normally eat during the rest of the year

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4 months ago

I’m alive!

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7 months ago

I set up Hinge again and let the AI pick the best pictures. One of the pictures it suggested was of @sparklecate.bsky.social so obviously it has good taste…

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8 months ago

So. It turns out that you CAN drop your keys down the gap in the elevator

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8 months ago

So you can make friends with children. Got it.

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8 months ago

First I feel I need to explain what “friends” are to the attorneys in the audience

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8 months ago

I feel like the person that said “making friends as an adult is hard” never tried joining a cult.

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8 months ago

She bought it in 2013. So, still a senior but not a vulnerable person like she is now. I’m just going to see if I can sell it.

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8 months ago

I sure hope so

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8 months ago

Raw. I’m eating some now.

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8 months ago

Today I spent four hours going through all of my Auntie’s paperwork but my soul was crushed when I got to the last item - a contract for a timeshare purchase…

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8 months ago

This weekend I left my house and got stuck in traffic. And that’s why I will never leave my house again.

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8 months ago

Are people in Vegas contractually required to say “but it’s a dry heat” after they throw out some ridiculously high temperature?

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9 months ago

No, I love it! It’s a great time period and genre that helped usher in a lot of musical changes.

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9 months ago

I brought my purse bacon and my purse broccoli in my carryon an didn’t get stopped at security. So…

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9 months ago

This song I could never get on board with. I’ll have to try it again. Thanks for the suggestion!

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9 months ago

Concerned in what way? I swear, it’s legal…

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9 months ago

1) Can you bring “purse bacon” on a plane and 2) would “purse bacon” make up for the “purse broccoli” that you also bring?

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9 months ago

These are great- the only ones not already included are ‘Black’ (we’re preparing for a party and that song is sooooooo heavy) and ‘She Talks to Angels’ (also sooooooo heavy). Pearl Jam is represented with ‘Animal’ and ‘Reviewmirror’ and in Temple of the Dog, although I feel we need more Pearl Jam.

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9 months ago

No nirvana. I can’t.

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9 months ago

Fantastic add!

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9 months ago

Song request - me n’ @iragilligan.bsky.social are rocking the 90’s grunge look for the ENGAGE party next week (let’s just say there’s some plaid and childhood memories involved).

I’m making us a playlist to get into the vibe. What is one song that most definitely should be on there?

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9 months ago

I might be fated to hate broccoli forever, despite my best efforts….

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9 months ago

Scared off lots of folks, so it’s working great!

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9 months ago

I’ve been consistently going to the gym for two weeks to lift weights which means I’m now at the “New Gym Phase” where I start randomly flexing at strangers to either attract or scare them off. You wouldn’t understand, it’s a gym thing.

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9 months ago

Now that we can add emojis to outlook emails… I can see a use for this.

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9 months ago

Who decided that a “serving” of broccoli was a whole cup. I’m not going to do anything, I just want to talk to them…

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9 months ago

My dog apparently offended a family of crows so much that I’ve now had to start leaving offerings to appease them. This was after I got dive bombed twice in one day. ME. Not the dog. ME.

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9 months ago

I will take that under advisement

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