Hrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I have initiated quite a few conversations today in order to feel entitled to a small piece of candy that I wouldn’t normally eat during the rest of the year
I’m alive!
I set up Hinge again and let the AI pick the best pictures. One of the pictures it suggested was of @sparklecate.bsky.social so obviously it has good taste…
So. It turns out that you CAN drop your keys down the gap in the elevator
So you can make friends with children. Got it.
First I feel I need to explain what “friends” are to the attorneys in the audience
I feel like the person that said “making friends as an adult is hard” never tried joining a cult.
She bought it in 2013. So, still a senior but not a vulnerable person like she is now. I’m just going to see if I can sell it.
I sure hope so
Raw. I’m eating some now.
Today I spent four hours going through all of my Auntie’s paperwork but my soul was crushed when I got to the last item - a contract for a timeshare purchase…
This weekend I left my house and got stuck in traffic. And that’s why I will never leave my house again.
Are people in Vegas contractually required to say “but it’s a dry heat” after they throw out some ridiculously high temperature?
No, I love it! It’s a great time period and genre that helped usher in a lot of musical changes.
I brought my purse bacon and my purse broccoli in my carryon an didn’t get stopped at security. So…
This song I could never get on board with. I’ll have to try it again. Thanks for the suggestion!
Concerned in what way? I swear, it’s legal…
1) Can you bring “purse bacon” on a plane and 2) would “purse bacon” make up for the “purse broccoli” that you also bring?
These are great- the only ones not already included are ‘Black’ (we’re preparing for a party and that song is sooooooo heavy) and ‘She Talks to Angels’ (also sooooooo heavy). Pearl Jam is represented with ‘Animal’ and ‘Reviewmirror’ and in Temple of the Dog, although I feel we need more Pearl Jam.
No nirvana. I can’t.
Fantastic add!
Song request - me n’ @iragilligan.bsky.social are rocking the 90’s grunge look for the ENGAGE party next week (let’s just say there’s some plaid and childhood memories involved).
I’m making us a playlist to get into the vibe. What is one song that most definitely should be on there?
I might be fated to hate broccoli forever, despite my best efforts….
Scared off lots of folks, so it’s working great!
I’ve been consistently going to the gym for two weeks to lift weights which means I’m now at the “New Gym Phase” where I start randomly flexing at strangers to either attract or scare them off. You wouldn’t understand, it’s a gym thing.
Now that we can add emojis to outlook emails… I can see a use for this.
Who decided that a “serving” of broccoli was a whole cup. I’m not going to do anything, I just want to talk to them…
My dog apparently offended a family of crows so much that I’ve now had to start leaving offerings to appease them. This was after I got dive bombed twice in one day. ME. Not the dog. ME.
I will take that under advisement