Booby Flay

a man with glasses and a mustache is sitting at a table with a woman in the background . Alt: a man with glasses and a mustache is sitting at a table stroking his hair, biting the air

I must be ovulating bc babyyyyyyy I wanna FUCKSUMN

Me reentering his life to cause emotional chaos when he least expected me:

Yes! I love that part about it so so much.

admire her better. adore her better. pay attention to her better. be better than them other admirers. stand out, mf.

“i bet you get compliments all the time”

duh nigga, she beautiful. compliment her more… but not only that, compliment her BETTER.

I neeeeed this to come back in stock very badly 😭

That first hit of your blunt after a long day at work >>>>>>>

We have no internet at work 🥹🙌🏾

I feel you 🫂 my job has me feeling like this too. A mixture of disgust, sadness, and anxiety.

It’s too late. The damage is done 🫠

Absolutely

I’m sure he already has. I’m waiting for him to reach in the diaper and throw it when he gets upset 💀💀💀

Never forget

this. the internet has shown us that people are incredibly stupid.

If a man ever proposes to me on my birthday…I will shoot his ass…right in the dick.

Rice is one of my favorite food groups.

I don’t want the month to go by any faster, however, I want my Beyoncé merch 😭😭😭

a black and white photo of a man smoking a cigarette while looking out of a car window . Alt: a black and white image of a man sitting with his head rested against the car window, watching the rain. He puts a finger to the window to trace a raindrop

30 days since I’ve seen Beyoncé…

What we need to be talking about is ME not getting laid.

We need to get to the bottom of this.
I'm actually HOT!

I just opened the app 💀

Adults need naps too.

The bed be my worst enemy in the morning, UNHAND ME YOU COMFORTABLE MF

- Prince 👑 ✨

When I say this coochie is exquisite, this what I mean. Pretty as hell. Au naturale.

Just found out there’s still time to donate to our sister Connie. If you have it to spare please donate! Please share if you’re comfortable 💛💛💛

Facts!!! If this song isn’t taking over your body, you’re not doing it right.

That song is so good!! I think she riffed off the bass player.

Currently in a love/hate relationship with the show True Blood.