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Monkey D. Hoochie

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The most wholesome Scorpio youโ€™ll meet ๐Ÿ™‚ 919 ๐Ÿ‚ City

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I like my coochie a lil ratchet.

10.12.2025 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That makes two of us.

10.12.2025 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just wanna know is it tender?

10.12.2025 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love the talls!!! Yโ€™all were blessed with a lil extra razzle dazzle

10.12.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œyou tested positiveโ€ ๐Ÿ’€

09.12.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Bout damn time ๐Ÿฅน

10.12.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think itโ€™s time we collectively block you

09.12.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
09.12.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My kid has a performance today in which sheโ€™s required to sing an Adele song of her choice. Iโ€™m not even finna lie to yโ€™all, she gave me a sample in the car otw to school and CHILE ๐Ÿ˜ญ I love parenting my kid ๐Ÿฅน

09.12.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was as well but I finally gave in cuz why tf not. I been following the trial this long. Might as well.

09.12.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well thank you so very much maโ€™am ๐Ÿฅน

09.12.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cuz it actually was good. From a viewer standpoint, had I not seen that 50 had anything to do with it, I wouldโ€™ve never known.

09.12.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do everything for my kid. Much respect to her mama cuz she allows me to be the dad I never had. With that being said thoโ€ฆ

A nigga is muhfuggin TIRED ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

09.12.2025 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You finna make me call this lady ๐Ÿ˜ญ

09.12.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally watching this YSL Woody interview with Big Bank and I must say.. I ainโ€™t stopped laughing since this mf started ๐Ÿคฃ Woody funny than a mf ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚

09.12.2025 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Show the nipples poking through the sweater as an alternative.

09.12.2025 13:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Waking up from a weed coma be like

09.12.2025 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good morning gang ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ–ค

09.12.2025 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good morning boo ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ–ค

09.12.2025 12:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Always fuckin wit me ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ

09.12.2025 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I was just tryna show my gains ๐Ÿ˜“ Iโ€™m sorry. Iโ€™ll go crawl back under my rock now.

09.12.2025 12:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.12.2025 12:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Read it again men.

09.12.2025 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sex work is work. Its not down bad work. It's not hustle work. It's just work. Labor for money. You use your body to make a living too, that's how labor works.

09.12.2025 05:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Donโ€™t let me forget to delete the meat skeet before first shift clock in.

09.12.2025 10:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I put them toes in my mouth, just know we go together in my head.

09.12.2025 08:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I support this message.

09.12.2025 08:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I really do.

09.12.2025 08:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nope. Iโ€™m always the big spoon because Iโ€™m 6โ€™2 200lbs ๐Ÿ˜“

09.12.2025 08:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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