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Liu Bei visits Zhuge Liang three times at Luckin Coffee.

08.02.2026 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1605    πŸ” 501    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 16

word on the street is he's eating sweet james today

08.02.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the phoenix suns gorilla is consuming one lucky fan whole at halftime

08.02.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i cannot believe i missed hard boiled returning to theaters i might as well die

29.01.2026 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so i shotgunned a poppi and went to bed

22.01.2026 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mods??? rude tag this???

21.01.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this feels like a warm blanket

21.01.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

anyone else love being #normal? #normalsky

21.01.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you for the support ❀️

20.01.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thought about narrating my own kidnapping but it seems like every good idea has been done already so what's the point

20.01.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

ive been in this league for 10 years clawing my way to the top im drafting epstein if he will win me games

11.01.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i ❀️ fantasy basketball

11.01.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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hello.

06.01.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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i hate liars :/

04.01.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ringo starr would be a beautiful name for a jrpg protagonist

04.01.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

it is pretty funny how it's being parroted that venezuelans are celebrating and then they show footage from miami where historically very sane and altruistic people live

04.01.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sooooo annoying that everything is the absolute worst and we can't just give up or die because then they win

03.01.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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thank you letterboxd

02.01.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams

02.01.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 11348    πŸ” 1738    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 62
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happy new year

01.01.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's over.

31.12.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

its like flipping a switch

31.12.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

been playing a lot of megabonk and i'm like 5 hours of playtime away from taking it very personally that northernlion refused to stream it

31.12.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it might be the exact opposite of woke this time

31.12.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

thank god you had me worried for a second

31.12.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i like playing with toys and watching movies.

31.12.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

everything i post on twitter gets sent to the fyp and i am thrown to the fucking wolves is it safe here or is nowhere safe anymore

31.12.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Y'ALL

30.12.2025 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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