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you cannot be saying stuff like this on here

17.02.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ‘€

16.02.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when kellin quinn and vic fuentes are speaking my 30 year old ass is listening

16.02.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i have forgiven spike lee for that oldboy remake

16.02.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

this dude obama is on tv saying to go to "obama dot org" come on be serious

15.02.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Black Luster Soldier

EARTH / Warrior / Ritual β€’ Level 8 β€’ ATK: 3000 / DEF: 2500

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Black Luster Soldier EARTH / Warrior / Ritual β€’ Level 8 β€’ ATK: 3000 / DEF: 2500 You can Ritual Summon this card with "Black Luster Ritual".

Black Luster Soldier

13.02.2026 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i was jacking off to mario tennis

12.02.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

as a kid i played dead or alive beach volleyball just for the love of volleyball i wasn't jacking off at all

12.02.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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mickey mouse is in my basement coming down off nicotine withdrawals and i'm throwing batteries at his head for fun

12.02.2026 08:03 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what if slime but EVIL

12.02.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4611    πŸ” 1296    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 22

it's so cringe that marty supreme is already out digitally, you should have to wait like 5/6 months until it's released on blu-ray like god intended

12.02.2026 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he was the football coach too you 100% clocked it instantly

12.02.2026 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sieht episch aus, Bruder

12.02.2026 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Liu Bei visits Zhuge Liang three times at Luckin Coffee.

08.02.2026 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1670    πŸ” 522    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 15

word on the street is he's eating sweet james today

08.02.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the phoenix suns gorilla is consuming one lucky fan whole at halftime

08.02.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i cannot believe i missed hard boiled returning to theaters i might as well die

29.01.2026 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so i shotgunned a poppi and went to bed

22.01.2026 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mods??? rude tag this???

21.01.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this feels like a warm blanket

21.01.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

anyone else love being #normal? #normalsky

21.01.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you for the support ❀️

20.01.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thought about narrating my own kidnapping but it seems like every good idea has been done already so what's the point

20.01.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

ive been in this league for 10 years clawing my way to the top im drafting epstein if he will win me games

11.01.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i ❀️ fantasy basketball

11.01.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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hello.

06.01.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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