She's huge, but she's so beautiful. She's a mammoth, of course
Just got wireless headphones and I feel ridiculous but the sound quality is incredible
Abracadabra, amor-ooh-na-na
Abracadabra, morta-ooh-ga-ga
Abracadabra, abra-ooh-na-na"
In her tongue she said, "Death or love tonight”
The way this backfired is Selina Meyer level incompetence
To where king
(replying) Hey man your post should've been different. You should've used a different word or possibly expressed a totally different idea entirely. Preferably the one I would've used
fascinated by a rhetorical strategy i see all the time now, which is making up an extreme edge case to argue against doing anything for the public good, and doing this from the putative left.
⚠️DC OOMFS⚠️ Can anyone house me on Monday, January 6th -Tuesday, January 7th? I am attending the Lib Stop The Steal Rally and need somewhere to stay. 🙏
good evening *count orlok voice*
No
Why do so many hot people tweet like a fourteen year old who just discovered sex
OUT: saying “I don’t owe anyone anything”
IN: saying “idgaf”
happy last Sunday of the year if anyone gaf
Let’s wake THAT up.
Hi guys
Ah let’s go to the “popular with friends” feed and see what is popular with my fr- oh it’s just naked men
well it’s encouraging to know Twitter remains insufferable
He did pop off on just dance
I would simply never allow myself to be threatened by Christmas Carolers. “We won’t go until we get some” I’ll have you know people have been shot for less
Happy birthday!!
Enjoy Queen
CNN reports that a two-page document from Luigi Mangione was found, which included the lines:
Caroline Manzo’s desperate attempt at remaining relevant has single-handedly ushered in a dark era for Bravo TV. The loss of RHUGT Morocco is a loss for the culture. Justice for Brandi Glanville.
Selina Meyer in that one episode
Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
so he was just chilling at McDonald’s with a backpack full of every single piece of incredibly incriminating evidence. right….sure, even.
Just said have a good night to the woman who made my salad at 2:45 pm
Never not thinking about this
The replies to Andy’s tweet asking for questions just being entirely negative 😭
And then when Carole became close w Tinsley bethenny set her sights on her too 😭😭😭
