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I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Abolish ICE. Fuck the NRA. Riot Gear: https://riotgearpress.com Contributor: @riversidecasino.bsky.social @greenevillezoo.bsky.social @thetruthwithruth.bsky.social Then: East Coast Now: MN

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my old one was super old!

01.03.2026 21:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh stop that! xoxoxo

01.03.2026 21:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Middle aged women and femmes are the hottest people on earth I don’t make the rules

01.03.2026 21:11 — 👍 65    🔁 12    💬 9    📌 1

Oh you are so kind! xoxoxoxo

01.03.2026 21:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dammit.

01.03.2026 21:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you!

01.03.2026 21:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gambling is all about balance. We win some, you lose some. And if we win a lot, you get some discounted tater tots.

01.03.2026 05:17 — 👍 149    🔁 14    💬 8    📌 1

omg YOU

01.03.2026 21:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I would LOVE to do your makeup!

01.03.2026 21:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

💖

01.03.2026 21:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But it's SUCH a fun word to say. BTW for the longest time I was eating sap in SV without realizing it made me sick, lol.

01.03.2026 21:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you SO much! I love doing makeup. I used to do makeup at Nordstrom years ago. It's harder as I age, but I consider it artistry and a fun enhancer.

01.03.2026 21:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Absolutely not. I can sit in a patient's room and delicately discuss hospice options while holding a family member's hand while they cry and then come on Bluesky that night and tell a jizz joke. I'm ✨versatile ✨

01.03.2026 21:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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01.03.2026 21:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

💖

01.03.2026 21:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We are fucking brilliant bitches!

01.03.2026 21:08 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Swearing Is Actually a Sign of More Intelligence - Not Less - Say Scientists The use of obscene or taboo language - or swearing, as it’s more commonly known - is often seen as a sign that the speaker lacks vocabulary, cannot express themselves in a less offensive way, or even ...

Are you aware that it has been proven, people that swear are found to be of higher intelligence. This bitch is smart:
www.sciencealert.com/swearing-is-...

01.03.2026 21:07 — 👍 21    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 3

thank you my friend

01.03.2026 21:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's all part of my charm!

01.03.2026 20:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

or well done

01.03.2026 20:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My boyfriend is wicked smaht y'all

01.03.2026 20:18 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fun fact: more 70s sitcom cast members have died here than at any other casino resort in the US.

01.03.2026 19:01 — 👍 110    🔁 11    💬 12    📌 2

Shit, I've been inadvertently doing this out of pure laziness.

01.03.2026 19:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Your Password Is a Map: How A* Pathfinding Reveals the Hidden Geometry of Keyboard Passwords Most password analysis tools look at what characters you typed. I built one that looks at where your fingers moved.

Your Password Is a Map: How A* Pathfinding Reveals the Hidden Geometry of Keyboard Passwords
www.linkedin.com/pulse/your-p...

01.03.2026 19:22 — 👍 8    🔁 5    💬 3    📌 1

🥰

01.03.2026 19:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Never!

01.03.2026 18:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that was me on vacation for sure!

01.03.2026 18:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

(at least for a chick who tells dick jokes on the internet.)

01.03.2026 18:01 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I would like to think so!

01.03.2026 18:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Or just an agent at all, lol

01.03.2026 17:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0