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@emceekayvee.bsky.social

Jokes are automatically unfunny if they’re stolen. I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Abolish ICE. Fuck the NRA. No DMs. Contributor: @riversidecasino.bsky.social @greenevillezoo.bsky.social @thetruthwithruth.bsky.social Then: East Coast Now: MN

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Latest posts by emceekayvee.bsky.social on Bluesky

We Stan a closed mouth chewer tbh

27.11.2025 22:52 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Old man, look at my life. I’m a closed mouth chewer…

27.11.2025 22:47 — 👍 50    🔁 6    💬 6    📌 0

forgot to leave out a plate of racist drunk uncles last night.

27.11.2025 14:15 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Please. At this point I’ll take 2%.

27.11.2025 21:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was teasing you! You’re the best! 🥰

27.11.2025 21:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Awwwww. Wait, are you calling us old?!

27.11.2025 21:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“The pleasure is all mine.” Okay, selfish fuck.

27.11.2025 21:16 — 👍 42    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0

Oh I bet you can!

27.11.2025 20:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's a 10 but he plays bass in a cover band

27.11.2025 20:18 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

😂

27.11.2025 20:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the Fucking Bitch Face stays on during sex

27.11.2025 20:03 — 👍 55    🔁 6    💬 12    📌 2

This post is at 69 likes (which is very symbolic considering the post.) Congrats to @coacharming.bsky.social who was the 69th like.

27.11.2025 19:38 — 👍 21    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

I don't know how to copy my wishlist here, but I'll try

27.11.2025 19:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
jealousy/envy meme with adorable little African American boy in three frames with the words "CONGRATS "HAPPY FOR YOU" AND "NICE"

jealousy/envy meme with adorable little African American boy in three frames with the words "CONGRATS "HAPPY FOR YOU" AND "NICE"

27.11.2025 19:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wut. SIGH

27.11.2025 19:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@publiusmaximus.bsky.social

27.11.2025 18:42 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A screenshot of my first attempt to create a wishlist on Lego's website and they told me I don't align with their values.

A screenshot of my first attempt to create a wishlist on Lego's website and they told me I don't align with their values.

Someone on here was asking to see my Lego wishlist and it reminded me of that time I tried to create it and my name "referred to Lego© in a way that isn't true to their values."

27.11.2025 18:40 — 👍 41    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

I hate the parents too, even if Mom is only 3 months postpartum.

27.11.2025 18:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We’re grateful for you too!

27.11.2025 18:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm grateful for connecting with a couple of weirdos here on Bluesky. Namely, @emceekayvee.bsky.social and @bbkittyfck.bsky.social thanks for keeping it weird♥️

27.11.2025 17:54 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
a man in a white shirt is standing next to a red van and says " not jealous " Alt: a man in a white shirt is standing next to a red van and says " not jealous "

Great idea! I’m still fighting the jealousy hour later.

27.11.2025 17:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🥰🥰🥰🥰

27.11.2025 17:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m sorry for what I said when I was incredibly envious and jealous of your new Lego set that is on my Lego account wishlist but you got it first and I hate you you son of a whore, ooops, again I’m sorry. Bitch.

27.11.2025 17:04 — 👍 41    🔁 3    💬 5    📌 0

Oh I know

27.11.2025 17:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Run faster buddy!

27.11.2025 16:38 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Sung to the tune of mmm bop

27.11.2025 16:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not at all!

27.11.2025 16:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“People” 👀

27.11.2025 16:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I'm thankful this year to have met @emceekayvee.bsky.social and @bbkittyfck.bsky.social
Amazing, resilient, strong and kind women that deserve each other in the best way possible, and deserve as much happiness as they create.

27.11.2025 15:54 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

You are!

27.11.2025 16:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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