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He is a she and no, but she says, "sibbalings" for "siblings and I can't with that either.

one of the doctors with whom I see patients says, "heddick" for "headache" and I can't with this.

(I'm just finding related posts of mine for all of yours, don't mind me, this is normal)

Is it...is it for Mike Tython?

@adamseybold.bsky.social is the wayne gretzky of reply guys—always knows where the puck's going to be—hats off to the Great One, lads

he is Goals (see what I did there. I just sported. Clean up on aisle 2)

This post is at 69 likes and @adamseybold.bsky.social was the 69th like! Congrats!

This one sure does.

I can’t bc clients

BING-OHHH GOD

There’s no rule against a crocodile working in the gift shop. But we've received your customer feedback and realize now there should be.

No. I'm shellfish about my friend group.

A bingo board shows one ball in it and that's 0-69

Nice

Empty train at the stop that reads "slutstation"

This is my stop

mikes rock hard boner

This is about me. Literally. I am Kathleen. That is my name. This is my friend.

My bank account hardly knows I work.

#NeverForget 🎗️

🥵

More like, always.

He’s the worst

El shocko

Yes hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

No it’s the one she made look nothing like him out of anger haha

YES!

😍

He came dangerously close to ruining my life, and for a period of time he did ruin it, so yeah, he's a cunt. So glad to be over him.

Yeah, he probably tripped and his penis fell into a lady's vagina. Again.