emceekayvee

emceekayvee

@emceekayvee.bsky.social

I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Abolish ICE. Fuck the NRA. Riot Gear: https://riotgearpress.com Contributor: @riversidecasino.bsky.social @greenevillezoo.bsky.social @thetruthwithruth.bsky.social Then: East Coast Now: MN

7,730 Followers 3,785 Following 19,961 Posts Joined Aug 2023
34 minutes ago

No!

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34 minutes ago

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46 minutes ago

When is the best time to cut down a tree?

SepTIMBERRRRRRRR

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12 hours ago

But I’ve never put broccoli in *there!*

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12 hours ago

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13 hours ago

So hot. Get your own!

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13 hours ago
Norman Rockwell’s, freedom of speech, painting

“I won’t pay a lot for this muffler!”

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13 hours ago

I mean, I guess I went crazy for moment. I did get him to eat some fruit by stuffing it inside of a candy bar tho.

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13 hours ago
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a man with glasses and a beard is giving a thumbs down sign while watching a baseball game . ALT: a man with glasses and a beard is giving a thumbs down sign while watching a baseball game .

I just asked my boyfriend, who I’d only seen consume potato chips & cookies today, if he wanted some
broccoli and he looked at me and gave me a thumbs down while raspberrying.

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13 hours ago
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a woman wearing glasses and a peacock logo on the bottom ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a peacock logo on the bottom
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13 hours ago

Burger O’Reilly

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14 hours ago

Yes. Yes I do.

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15 hours ago

How dare you.

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17 hours ago

I see why they call them boxer *briefs* bc after looking inside of them, that was a pretty short story.

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18 hours ago

Leo Tolstoy is short for Law Enforcement Officer Tolstoy

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18 hours ago

Shots have been SO fired

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18 hours ago

😡😡😡😡

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20 hours ago

Search your camera roll for “hell” 😒

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21 hours ago

Fried Corn Nog on a stick

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23 hours ago

Search your camera roll for “hell”

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23 hours ago

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1 day ago

Hahahahahaha

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1 day ago

Search your camera roll for “hell”

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1 day ago

This post is at 69 likes

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1 day ago

I’m too Baja Blasted to be Baja Flaccid

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1 day ago

Me too, so much!

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1 day ago

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1 day ago

Search your camera roll for "hell"

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1 day ago

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