just turkey to be here 🦃

aimee terese (as is her job) was way ahead of the curve with this

true weezer fans know that they didn't make any albums after pinkerton—they all died in a plane crash and were replaced by imposters, after which it was discovered—despite the attempts Geffen Records to suppress the info—that they had appointed the band Ozma as their successors in case of emergency

sinner-alcaraz is very much an edward-jacob kinda thing

looking forward to magic the gathering's next licensed set based on the classic sitcom "Taxi". i think the card "Latka Gravas, Foreign Mechanic" is really going to disrupt the Commander scene

friendly reminder that between 10% and 20% of apparent "performative males" are actually repressed trans women who genuinely like that girl shit 😇

"hella" is the "wicked" of california

episode 064

yes & it's hsts to have a boyfriend

it would have changed so much

i had a dream that i was pariah the doll and i decided to re-transition and go woke and i was traipsing around NYC with three lil dogs

who else is still in bed this tuesday morn bein cute w/ their nonbinary girlfriend

a baby bird is fed by a hand puppet mimicking a mother bird

it's gonna be a lot of this

birds

I think maybe Democrats could get the House in 2026 or my dad could start talking to me again, but probably not both

episode 114

clouds taste metallic is the best flaming lips album

these images evoked memories of trying to figure out the proprietary alphabet on my dad's palm pilot

DO NOT date a photographer, she will make you stare directly into the sun with your blue eyes because it "looks so pretty"

wait i just learned that in later pokemon games there are attacks like "baby doll eyes" and "fake tears" and "mean look," no wonder trans girls like pokemon so much

reading a poem for my sister's wedding (photo: Amber Garrett/ambergarettphoto.com)

if i had a big enough internet posse to raise out-of-pocket trans surgery money i would be sorely tempted to use it for something else once i actually had it

true

not sure how i feel about this irreverence toward both eggleston & big star

me logging onto this fucking web site

maybe you should focus on passing as a human being first

i often give way too much lattitude to people with bad poltics and/or serious behavioral problems because i've successfully made a good faith effort to "do better" and i forget that almost nobody actually does that

episode 008

if someone could introduce taylor swift to daniel johnston it could fix her

this is how it feels to be misgendered

this guy on the street in vegas just looked at me and asked "Six feet??"