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doing pretty bad

it’s been (0) days since our last crash out

orphans don’t even want to hop into the orphan crushing machine anymore. woke can’t end soon enough

it’s 5pm somewhere!!!!!!

real Gs move in silence like a Gnome

this is why i will never find love

Imagine if you were on a date and it was going well and she asked if you had a condom and you realized at that moment that you didn’t, because you’d accidentally brought a pronoun badge instead (same shape). Wouldn’t you blame woke?

stages of grief

i’m single with an ass this fat

i use argocd to stay sharp at my dayjob

throwing this on the miniflux

you and i-i-i-i-i

they really called it that

i love it when the edm track goes ‘you and i-i-i-i-i-i’

how do you remain optimistic in a city that is clearly devoted to maintaining the status quo at any cost?

i upgraded the ssd of one node to match the two others and it introduced a fun new problem: now that the nvme disks are no longer the bottleneck, rebuilding the volume replicas on the new disk totally saturated the network interface, which is rated for 2.5Gbps. the disks are literally too fast

ugh fine i’ll remake all of my cicd shit and do it right this time

being encouraged to vibe code my infra

extended deadline lfg

realizing now i have several

i queened out. i’m good for like 3 days

doppelgänger ex is so funny

i have not been turning my swag on

did anyone else lose power this morning

i think they put those in gatorade

ah fuck the video for jumper versus is due sunday

group OSTRACIZATION 😻

is everyone detransitioning because we lost woke

i love vlogging

i love it when women at a party assume i'm the one with the the bottle opener. because i am