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Shania (of the Twain family) is pronounced "SHAN-yuh" and I won't hear otherwise.

POLL:
When you draw a circle, do you draw it clockwise or counter-clockwise?
Do you draw right-handed or left-handed?

POLL:
When you draw a circle, do you draw it clockwise or counter-clockwise?
Do you draw right-handed or left-handed?

THIS.

"Hi! I'm Terry, and this is Pat."
"Hi Terry! Do you and Pat fuck?"
"Well that's none of your shitting business, is it?"

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If you post something and it's not good enough to deserve at the very least a ♥️ from you, then why did you post it?

I pronounce "parmesan" as "par-MEE-zee-un" and won't stop.

Has anyone used the "Show less like this" option here, and actually seen any results? I feel like it does absolutely nothing.

Screencap of the individual Bluesky message settings dropdown under the three dots, with three options highlighted: "Mute words & tags," "Mute account," and "Block account."

To all who find the content here objectionable: Consider using your own accountability to improve what you're seeing. Use tools provided to shape your experience. Stop blaming the platform if you're using it poorly.

(I will confirm from personal use that "Show less like this" does nothing.)

Why don't shoelaces come with a center mark?

Sign the Petition Introduce "The Screaming Hour."

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I have a doctor's note that says you have to hire me, or else I may die.

Saying loudly, "Clear out, the king is in town" every time I enter a public toilet.

This campaign needs you now Introduce "The Screaming Hour."

I propose the establishment of "The Screaming Hour," an hour of each day when we all communally agree that it is acceptable for anyone, anywhere, and in any circumstance, to scream as loud and long as they like. I propose this hour begin at 11:00am local time. PLEASE SIGN AT: chng.it/2NvvzQWGKD

I propose: The Screaming Hour. One hour every day when all of us agree that it's OK to scream, anywhere, at all, as much as you need.

Do you ever want to get stuck under a couch and scream and scream and scream until someone shoots you and leaves your lifeless body there? No? Yeah, me neither.

Taskmaster: San Quentin

Pile of slices of mortadella and bologna on a wooden cutting board, text overlayed: "Mortadella is just Stuck-Up Bologna"

netflix should do a documentary about people who microwave fish at work.

Is it OK to kiss capybaras?

"Thoughts & prayers" is as useful as "boo hoo get over it." It deserves no less than ridicule.

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Destroy anti communists with this one simple question

If you knock, be prepared to wait for up to 15 minutes while I: 1. Listen to be sure I heard something. 2. Decide if I care enough to get dressed to answer the door. 3. Find my clothes. 4. Get dressed. 5. Sit for a second and rethink whether I really want to answer the door. 6. Realize it stinks in here. 7. Find the room spray. 8. Spray the room. 9. Decide it needs a bit more, and spray again. 10. Answer the door.

Someone needs to start producing/selling flags with only 49 stars, specifically for burning purposes, so they're technically not US flags.

I identify as a non-American.

USA™: Proof that genocide and slavery are a winning combo!

𝗛𝗬𝗣𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗦𝗜𝗦 = an idea about how something might work

𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗢𝗥𝗬 = a hypothesis that has been tested and studied, and is more or less proved to be correct

"I have a theory about..." No you don't. You have a hypothesis.

𝗪𝗛𝗬 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗦𝗨𝗥𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗘𝗗? The US has been an authoritarian state for a long time. Instead of guns protecting a dictatorial government, it's been economics protecting a dictatorial corporatocracy. But now that people are beginning to see this, the system must revert back to guns.

I may not be perfect, but I have excellent taste in music.

Two middle-aged men are walking their dogs. One dog is large, the other small. As the men pass each other the dogs sniff butts, then the large dog eats the small dog, so that the small dog's leash is sticking out of its mouth. The two men look up at each other. They kiss. 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀.