Chris Scott

Chris Scott

@iamchrisscott.bsky.social

ClickHole contributor. Writer. Person. An actual human being. In DC. chrisscottwrites.com

1,255 Followers 348 Following 3,212 Posts Joined Nov 2024
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Thank you so much!

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This is fucking crazy

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13 hours ago

Too many looselys man

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22 hours ago

In the trailer, in the original movie, in countless urban legends. It’s the whole point of the movie! It’s like the opposite of a twist lol

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This is literally the only “twist“ in any movie I can 100% guarantee you everybody in the theater knew weeks if not years ahead of time, what the fuck are you even talking about

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1 day ago

They did that one dirty, burying it on streaming. I would’ve loved seeing that one in a raucous theater

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Gas is expensive because people won’t stop wearing pajamas to the airport

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2 days ago

Timothée Chalamet has been sentenced to 20 years in prison for recently surfaced comments about ballet and opera

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2 days ago

I'm far from a fan of Donald Trump's, but he should absolutely be able to determine what shoes members of his administration wear

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3 days ago

Wow no fuckin way

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3 days ago

Operation Epic Fury

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4 days ago

Psyched to have a new story at @theforge.bsky.social today, about hosting Jesus for dinner 🥣

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The Office Siren by Katharine Tyndall The office siren: fills a plastic cup from the water cooler, sprinkles in salt from a shaker on her desk. With one webbed pinky she stirs in the granules. It still doesn't taste like the sea. ...

Love the timing in which we get to feature this incredible new experimental @katharinetyndall.bsky.social story! It's such a fresh and exciting take on one of my favorite genres-- women's rage. So stoked we got this one for @hexliterary.bsky.social. Don't you dare miss it!!! 🧜‍♀️😈

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3 days ago

Is it also kinetic? The cool word all these special boys learned like two weeks ago and can’t stop using now? Is this a kinetic action? Come on buddy, say what we’re doing is kinetic. Say kinetic

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4 days ago
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Jesus Comes to Dinner - The Forge Literary Magazine Jesus Comes to Dinner, a short fiction by Chris Scott

Our story of the week is Jesus Comes to Dinner by Chris Scott.

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4 days ago

Very complete, pretty much

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I'm still out here hustling for my story "Tandem Jump" in the amazing @doesithavepockets.bsky.social. It's about other things but it's also about trying to talk to another person when there's a lot of wind (not easy). www.doesithavepockets.com/fiction/mich...

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4 days ago

"Dad kind of grunted when Mom told him what we were having. He hemmed and hawed and eventually said that he thought we should cook something fancier for Jesus."

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4 days ago

Thanks Courtney!

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4 days ago

No Voodoo Lounge no Thru and Thru, no Thru and Thru no that one devastating episode of The Sopranos

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4 days ago

I'm glad I read this.

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4 days ago

Definitely

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4 days ago

He won't admit to it, but I got to meet Chris and he's as wonderful and hilarious in person as he is on Al Gore's internet and his writing rocks

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4 days ago

Thanks Mel!

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4 days ago

Wow. Just amazing. Also perfectly encapsulates the feeling of being a kid and your parents have a friend you don’t know over for dinner!

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4 days ago

Thanks Rebecca!

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4 days ago

Thank you so much, Jane. I'm glad you liked it

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Chris Scott - The Forge Literary Magazine Chris Scott author interview

Oh and here's a short author interview I did about the story forgelitmag.com/2026/03/09/c...

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Let's start an anthology actually. A chili anthology

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Thanks Daniel! I have no recollection at all of ever meeting you, but I appreciate it nonetheless

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