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Chris Scott

@iamchrisscott.bsky.social

ClickHole contributor. Writer. Person. An actual human being. In DC. chrisscottwrites.com

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We’ll be talking about β€œbasket of deplorables” for the rest of our lives and the media spent the entire last week of the 2024 campaign obsessing over Biden mumbling something maybe critical of Trump voters, or maybe not

20.11.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No problem

20.11.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when Justin Bieber’s nudes leaked and his dad tweeted like β€œYeah my son has a big dick and I’m proud of him” and deleted it 5 minutes later

20.11.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When you’re as good at sleep training as I am, that’s not an issue

20.11.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll sleep train your kid, no problem

20.11.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Waldo with a short story collection Zero-Sum by Joyce Carol Oates

Waldo with a short story collection Zero-Sum by Joyce Carol Oates

Waldo and Joyce Carol Oates

20.11.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really need to have a conversation with him about all this

20.11.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just spent ten bucks to rent The Strangers: Chapter 2 (14% on Rotten Tomatoes) so no I actually don’t think I should be allowed to vote

20.11.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing! Congratulations!

19.11.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He says hello back

19.11.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Storing Dinosaurs | Issue 33 By Dan Weaver β€” "After Carmen married Phillip I couldn’t chase her with my lizards no more since it scared Phillip and he would hide in the room and the one time it made it so that Carmen couldn’t dri...

My story Storing Dinosaurs is in the new issue of @yourimpossiblevoice.com. Please give it a read!

Thanks to @alvinlu.bsky.social for giving this one a chance.

yourimpossiblevoice.com/storing-dino...

19.11.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Busy with sweet potatoes

19.11.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah

19.11.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🍠🍠🍠

19.11.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know how interested in this TED would be, but I’m glad ELIAS is :)

19.11.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m going to cure them with all the rest but I’m genuinely curious how they’ll taste this big. They didn’t overwinter or anything though, I grew them on the same schedule as always. They’re just totally massive.

19.11.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is just a fraction of what we harvested this morning, and that’s only a fraction of how much is still left to be harvested. I’d guess we’ll end up with about 300 pounds of sweet potatoes. Bonkers haul.

19.11.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Me in my teaching kitchen classroom holding two gigantic purple sweet potatoes my student grew in our school garden

Me in my teaching kitchen classroom holding two gigantic purple sweet potatoes my student grew in our school garden

Look at these sweet potatoes my students grew

19.11.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
My pet rabbit Waldo

My pet rabbit Waldo

I have the perfect pet. I love him. His name is Waldo.

19.11.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Feels good

19.11.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

TIME Person of the Year Chris Scott

19.11.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This is fantastic. You've written some seriously great stuff this year.

18.11.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

New flash out with Hex Literary about the horror of childhood and the allure of finally finding an escape! I’m proud of this one!

β€œEli says he wants to show me a secret. He says even his mom doesn’t know it, and she’s always spying on him trying to figure it out.”

18.11.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

The β€œsix seven” backlash has begun amongst my students fyi (I tried saying it one time and they all booed me)

18.11.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Of the Lovers | Issue 33 By Addison Zeller β€” "They are first seen, despite the general darkness, close to the window, from which they draw back prudently, it is to be supposed, in a slow lateral glide along the surface of the...

A couple of brash and velvety ones up in the latest (really stacked) issue of @yourimpossiblevoice.com β€” hope you’ll check them out (there’s two links, see)
yourimpossiblevoice.com/point-of-com...
yourimpossiblevoice.com/of-the-lovers/

18.11.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Legitimately all-timer of an ending. I cannot believe these people are real.

18.11.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I wondered: Was I the brain worm? Were all of us merely worms inside this man's beautiful, mysterious brain?

17.11.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

17.11.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I also fucked RFK Jr. by the way

17.11.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Repeating "Females are turning out in droves to see 'Now You See Me: Now You Don’t'" over and over until my brain is evacuated of all thought and fear, like a Zen koan

16.11.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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