Jennifer Wray

Shingle Diggins Family Restaurant
Coloma, MI

This is my exact sentiment regarding Simplehuman trash cans.

Welcome sign
Joplin, MT

Trump Wins $60 On Kalshi Betting He’ll Bomb Iran

Trump Wins $60 On Kalshi Betting He’ll Bomb Iran https://theonion.com/trump-wins-60-on-kalshi-betting-hell-bomb-iran/

I support your (and his) decision to live deliciously. Just don’t go too far—the period of time he was pouring it on Froot Loops was a dark, dark one for our household.

Did my kid put you up to this? Six days out of seven, he’s eating Honey-Nut Cheerios with chocolate milk.

cool that the two legal methods for removing the incompetent, incoherent, sundowning, criminal president are a) his cabinet, who are all worse than he is, or b) congress, which I'm pretty sure no longer exists other than to hold show trials

I heard this news midway thru our pack’s Blue & Gold ceremony tonight. I’m sick over it. Our pack is progressive, with many LGBTQ+ kids and parents, and together, we work to do good in our community. My experience had upended my assumptions about Scouts; this announcement confirms the worst of them.

When fascism comes to America it'll be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross, and be just the dumbest, really remarkably unserious, stupid people doing really comically dumb things that would be funny if they weren't fucking evil.

The U.S. is a country that is unable to handle death but is awash in it. A country with people who often can't process grief. These are terrible things.

This should be a front-page scandal.

It’s not just Medicaid funding they’re withholding to MN. It’s food assistance, child care assistance, social services, job training, safety testing, public health, disaster relief. SNAP. Free lunch for kids in school.

They hate us for loving our neighbors, and are collectively punishing us for it.

Trump administration tries to deprive poor Minnesotans of health care because brave Minnesotans stood up to them.

We have a pest control guy for our home (humblebrag!) and for the last three years, I thought his name was Bruce. Last night, while looking at his name in my contacts, I discovered it actually is Brue. My world has been turned upside down.

Guy in a mascot costume shaped like a log with a few cherry blossoms coming from its head, wearing a race bib that says “stumpy” standing in a cafeteria.

current state of mind is that this just waved at me and I waved back without it even registering that there’s a mascot of a dead tree in the cafeteria

CHATTANOOGA: “DO Y’ALL HAVE A WARRANT? What’s the suspicion of crime, they’re brown?”

ICE trespasses on private property as they conduct their racial profiling terror campaign. An ex ICE lawyer just testified they are trained to disregard the law.

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Hat embroidered with “hello, i am fleeing the American century of humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”

love when democrats talk about kitchen table issues as if trans people and immigrants don’t have kitchen tables 🙃

Yes.

I Caught POLITICO and the New York Times Laundering Pink Slime "News" How the sexist backlash to AOC and Gretchen Whitmer at the Munich Security Conference led me to a scammy "local news" outlet pushing a coordinated right-wing narrative

Interesting post about the coordinated anti-AOC smear campaign. It's 2016 again! Fake local news outlets on Facebook getting picked up until eventually it winds up in the Washington Post.

This guy gets it.

That’s smart! Funny enough, my husband bought me one that says “Beep, beep, bitch!” and I feel weird about driving with it to, like, school functions, so I might take the magnet approach myself.

It’s a great one! I found it via Twitter way back when. It was one of the last good things I got out of that site. Sigh.

Goddamn. I am so sorry, Natalie. Kyle’s mom was sick at Thanksgiving, but got a false negative; she went to the hospital the following week and was intubated the next day. I would never wish the hell our family experienced on anyone.

Well, maybe some people.

She died the week our kid turned 3. He has no memories of his paternal grandmother, who loved him dearly. These folks can fuck off forever. (2/2)

My MIL spent six weeks on a ventilator before dying from COVID, pre-vaccine, at age 67. My husband was the only person allowed to visit her, and he managed the iPad so that our family could say goodbye. He had that gut-wrenching experience twice, since she held on longer than expected. (1/2)

Me: “Oh, sweetie, I love the drawing, but this is supposed to have something to do with your school.”

8 y/o: “It is! I drew the school in the background. It’s behind the democat.”

Jeez, I love this ridiculous child.

(2/2)

The 8 y/o: “Did you see my drawing for the T-shirt contest?”

Me: “Oh, I saw a drawing, but I didn’t realize it was for the contest.”

8 y/o: “Yes, it’s for the contest—it’s a democat. From Stranger Things.”
(1/2)

Back of a VW Jetta with a variety of “Honk if you __ stickers,” with endings such as “are worried,” “if you’re harrumphy,” “if you aren’t going to eat your pickle and I can have it,” and so on.

This is my car. I get fewer honks than you might expect, but it brings me a jolt of joy when it happens. I’ve got a few more to add when it warms up.

Try one bite of Pizza Pizza and you’ll have your answer.