I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not

I’m Dave Williams. You’re probably not

@skirwingle.bsky.social

Walking under the career ladder. Crossword clues, limericks, bad jokes, ambigrams, logos, fonts, passable cartoons.

414 Followers 150 Following 3,084 Posts Joined Aug 2023
1 hour ago

(Americans will look at that image, nod sagely to themselves, and think, "Ah yes; wonky teeth.")

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14 hours ago

Connections
Puzzle #1004
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15 hours ago

#thefilmcrowd Cheers all & good night :-)

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15 hours ago

leaky boots?

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15 hours ago

That's easy for you to say.

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15 hours ago
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a man in a flower costume with a sbt folia logo on the bottom right ALT: a man in a flower costume with a sbt folia logo on the bottom right

#thefilmcrowd He was a plant!

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15 hours ago
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a large group of children are standing in a room in a movie . ALT: a large group of children are standing in a room in a movie .

#thefilmcrowd "All life is sacred."

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15 hours ago

#thefilmcrowd ah, they're going to be digested by the Sarlacc over the period of a thousand years.

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16 hours ago

#thefimcrowd "Let's get out of here!" DRINK!

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16 hours ago

God, what a waste that Omega story was.

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16 hours ago

#thefilmcrowd
"Let Kroll come from the bottomless deep."
"Sure, I'll be a while though ... it's a long way up."

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16 hours ago
Swampy. Remember him?

#thefilmcrowd Swampies?

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16 hours ago

How do, #thefilmcrowd ?

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19 hours ago

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Set Theory* (*But Were Afraid to Ask)

Crazy Rich Equations

#SongsAndFilmsAboutMath #HashtagGame

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20 hours ago
A cartoon of a capybara wearing a baseball cap, labelled 'CAPYBARA' (in all capital letters), followed by another capybara sitting in a suitcase on the floor, labelled 'lowercasybara' (in lowercase letters).
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1 day ago
Humanists UK. Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful, without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?' Douglas Adams. Author and humanist.

DON'T PANIC. And always carry a towel.

Today, we're celebrating the life of the humanist and author Douglas Adams, born #onthisday 1952.

He is sorely missed, but his books remain some of the funniest and most imaginative explorations of the absurdity of life, the universe, and everything.

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23 hours ago

Suppose in Romania one can be Bucaressed.

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23 hours ago

DEFINITION OF THE DAY
context, n. An SMS from a Nigerian prince.

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1 day ago

hmm, only my left. Wonder if this correlates with handedness.

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1 day ago
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Framed - The daily movie guessing game Guess the movie from 6 frames. Come back each day to see if you can guess the daily movie, or visit the archive to answer the days that you missed!

Framed #1461
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I'll take that :-)

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1 day ago
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An open letter to Grammarly and other plagiarists, thieves and slop merchants To everyone at Grammarly, I am writing a book right now, a really challenging endeavor that no doubt someone in Silicon Valley will think it’s fine to steal the day it’s published. I’ve been a profes...

I finally lost my shit about so-called AIs, LLMs, enshittification & everything fucking evil that @officialgrammarly.bsky.social is doing. I'm fucking furious, and not just about what 1 company has done. An open letter to Grammarly & the rest of the LLM hype machine www.moryan.com/an-open-lett...

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1 day ago

Connections
Puzzle #1003
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🟪🟩🟪🟪
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟩🟩🟩🟩

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1 day ago

Universities. 🙄
Note, @ejb117.bsky.social...

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1 day ago

Jokes and reviews? Have we to up our game from shouting JINX and DRINK like Father Jack and posting Kenneths?

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2 days ago

I hate how much less I read now than I used to. Especially since I have so many books TO read, and since I generally enjoy reading when I do (subject to the quality of the writing, of course). It just seems harder to fit in round everything else these days :-/

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2 days ago

When did people start using "the 1900s" to mean the 20th century? (And not, as is it SHOULD mean, the first decade of the 20th century, which we all are absolutely NOT from)

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2 days ago

All the derfing that doesn't happen to make someone underfed.

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2 days ago

#thefilmcrowd I feel the list of people who should be ashamed of their involvement in that includes us for having watched it.

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2 days ago

#thefilmcrowd is she crying because she's realised what movie she's in?

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2 days ago

#thefilmcrowd ... credits in Verdana and then ... more movie? What's going on?

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