A Real Tough Kid

Ok, but that’s the boppiest song about a schlong I have ever heard.

If Jurassic Park had feathered its dromaeosaurids in 1993, I'm telling you that this would be the GOOD timeline. And yet here we are.

Thank you for everything you do for me.

Looks like Taylor Swift is announcing her new album called “503 Bad Gateway”

1) Bite your tongue. 2) Bite it harder. :D

AM work meeting: "does anyone have anything to add?"
Me: "SO TAYLOR SWIFT..."

Someone forgot to take down this webpage:

www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/v...

Federal agents spread out across D.C. streets amid Trump's vow to crack down on crime President Trump promised a weekend crackdown on Washington, D.C.'s homeless population and criminals. Trump activated federal agents to also be a show of force across the district.

Trump deploys Federal agents across D.C. streets amid vow to crack down on crime. The facts contradict the pretext: Washington, D.C. has seen declining crime rates in recent years, violent crime hitting a *30-year low* in 2024, according to the U.S. Justice Department. www.npr.org/2025/08/11/n...

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This is so perfect. "Dead Center" and he's so far to the right that he's half off the cover

This is Stevie. He is annoyed by pretty much everything that happens outside. As you can tell from his boofs, today is no exception. 14/10 (IG: longdogstevie)

I know it's not being treated as a Nationsl Crisis like it was in 2022, but grocery prices are very visibly going up right now across a range of products (eggs being an ironic exception).

A page with large black bars across it, ostensibly covering redacted text. Above and below are the words "TOP SECRET," each instance crossed out with a diagonal line

Jenny Holzer, Redacted (Top Secret), 2012

The Trump admin said the Everglades detention camp would be for the “worst of the worst.”

Four men sent there so far have nothing on their record other than recent arrests for diving without a license, and were likely only arrested due to racial profiling, as Adam’s excerpt shows.

The Big, Beautiful Bill assigns each American a billionaire who will live the American dream for you. You can check in on your billionaire at intervals and see how he is using your money. Maybe he's building a 19th pool. Maybe he's buying himself some formerly public land! Maybe he's taking a Supreme Court justice on a dream vacation! Maybe he is reupholstering the Statue of Liberty to hide the poem.

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my body is not built for this weather. it is built for surviving winter in eastern europe and hauling sacks of potatoes

Mr. Mamdani do you condemn that U2 album they downloaded onto everyone's iPhone back in 2014

wife absolutely crushed due to lack of shredded cheese

happy 5 year anniversary of shredded cheese sad wife to all who celebrate

"There is a constitutional right to never be exposed to ideas that violate one's religious beliefs" is obviously not workable in a pluralistic society.

I understand why it has to be this way, but people born in 2015 should not be turning 10 this year. Thanks for your attention to this matter.

That’s just wrong.

Every accusation is a confession

if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck

I literally BARKED with laughter. Sir.

And I thought we don’t build bananas in America was going to be the best part of Bsky today

i'm starting to see some scoldy posts pointing out that we are laughing about a fire on the deck of our sinking ship and i have to be honest once the ship started sinking i decided i would take the laughs where i found them

That one pissed me off.

Brave man and a brave television station.

Me when Taylor Swift does anything