Simon that Australian Beardy Guy

Simon that Australian Beardy Guy

@simontolcbr.bsky.social

Movie and theatre guy, married to a delightful fella, nerdy, hairy.

588 Followers 486 Following 639 Posts Joined Aug 2023
4 days ago

I think youre going to struggle but you can certainly try to tire him out

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4 days ago

Isn't this basically the Lee Lin Chin joke from "The Feed" with a different iconic SBS identity?

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2 weeks ago

The important question is watcha seeing

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3 weeks ago
Naked beardy hairy man

Quid pro quo.

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3 weeks ago

Just you and disco koala

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1 month ago

I regret the lack of video

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1 month ago

Would definitely tap that ass all over the place

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1 month ago

Cleanliness is next to godliness

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1 month ago

We've watched the videos, they can be vers

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1 month ago

Preplanned boozy self exploration is good life choices (though would like to be helping with exploring you)

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1 month ago

Those look very very full indeed

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1 month ago

At this point it's "Suck-it-Saturday"

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1 month ago

They is wrong cause it's Saturday but you're forgiven cause you're sexy

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1 month ago

Belly-on-Bellyrubs

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1 month ago

Maximum beard Cliff. Short beard looks a little Harvey Fierstein and moustache looks geography teacher which i get will trigger other fetishes

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1 month ago

All the smash

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1 month ago

Sexy when wet

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1 month ago

Im in favour of Sydney Australia as its nearest to me

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1 month ago

Then re-pent

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1 month ago

That definitely needs slurping

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1 month ago

They're very sweaty under all that gear

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2 months ago

Lick his front too

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2 months ago

Huge tummy rubs

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2 months ago

Licks all over

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2 months ago

Tasty

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2 months ago

It doesn't have a fandom. it has an audience. It's possible to have a very big audience without having to engage with all the bullshit that comes with a fandom, but fandoms have tended to reach the point where they believe nothing can exist without them.

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2 months ago

To be fair you probably weren't trying very hard to get away

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2 months ago

So much belly to rub, so little time

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2 months ago

As many Hos as you need

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2 months ago

This is the same show where Sondheim wrote "what's that muddle in the middle, it's the puddle where the poodle did the piddle". So high art and somewhat goofy jokes coexisting

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