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* the moment he called her " cute " , she immediately frowned , bee antennae drooping down in disapproval . *

* maybe she didn't like being called " cute " . *

" dimitri . . . "

* her antennae twitched curiously as she jumped off the tree with an almost feline - like grace . *

" those antlers . they have leaves sprouting from them .

. . . it's beautiful . "

// i love 5P crashing out

" they gave me life . they gave me SENTIENCE !

all of that just to leave it all behind . . .

. . . who knows ? if that little fairy tale of being trapped into this world by your own pompousness , i bet they're ALL STUCK IN THIS REALM WITH ME ,

*FOREVER* ! "

" it's alright . what's your name ? "

* she tilted her head to the side . *

" HATE. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate YOU since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. "

" sure thing . "

" i see , that's fair enough . "

" i don't mind boring dates . they're not just limited to romance . "

I'm a heartless puppet. Just moving around until I break.

" sure . i can do tomorrow . "

" . . . "

* a bit more staring , before raising an eyebrow . *

" what do you mean i look funny . "

* she was simply standing on a tree branch like an owl , before getting startled awake with her antennae perked up as she spoke . *

" huh - ? oh . you've got quite the keen eye . . . "

" more powerful artifacts ? i learned about the concept of magic from a friend of mine , but to find that there's an artifact that can channel " arcane power " , as you said . . .

it's quite intriguing . "

" runes ? "

* her pupils dilated , her head tilting as her robotic voice showed her interest . *

" what are runes ? "

" i'd like to see them , if you say they're dangerous . "

" . . . then spank my robot ass . "

" make a bunch of mathematician level calculations which would hopefully lead me to what i've been looking for . very little progress has been made , frustratingly . "

" i can agree with that . i do that when i get bored of working . "

" i see . i do that , too . "

" do you ever zone out and feel like you can feel the planet slowly rotating on its axis . "

* stares back with white , soulless eyes . *

@beginningtoend.bsky.social

" what ? "

// no but idk what to make up for you so have this instead lol, hopefully we can do something with it at least

@an-endless-cycle.bsky.social

" dude . "

@arachnidnest.bsky.social

" spiders . "

// stolen

// she would travel backwards in time to fix her mistakes. she knows that she'll be dead in the future, so why bother?

* PANICKED CAT YOWLING . *

" HELP MEEEEEEEEE "