M.A.G.A = MINORS ABUSED GOVERNMENT APPROVED

Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."

Trump's Racism Isn't News
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Trump Begins Renovation of Kennedy Center by Removing Audience Trump revealed that he had spent the past year ensuring that no one would set foot inside the performing arts center for the foreseeable future.

Trump Begins Renovation of Kennedy Center by Removing Audience open.substack.com/pub/borowitz... Yes he did do that!

YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free

Someone tell Lady Dog Killer that "I was just following orders" didn't work at the first Nuremberg trials either.

Trump Falls Into Coma During Screening of Melania’s Movie Trump was unresponsive seven minutes into the screening.

Trump Falls Into Coma During Screening of Melania’s Movie open.substack.com/pub/borowitz... Wasn't about him so it makes sense!

People are focused on "Make Heaven More CROWDED," suggesting that more people need to die.

But the slogan also underscores how Christian Nationalists fail to think through their theology. Heaven can only become more crowded if their supposedly all-powerful God lacks the power to expand it.

NATO Sprays Antipsychotic Medication in Airspace Over White House Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Stoere said, “We saw his letter to me as a cry for help.”

NATO Sprays Antipsychotic Medication in Airspace Over White House open.substack.com/pub/borowitz... Seems appropriate no?

Captured on camera. Her demise is captured on camera. Her last moments alive on this earth were a defiant woman giving the finger to a bully boy. And we all saw it and we will not forget or condone it.

Abolish the crazy thugs at ICE.

Tim steps down, Tina retires, maybe Amy takes Governor, maybe Peggy takes Tina’s seat, presumably Naz Reid takes Amy’s seat, and I’ll be honest I’m no good in the low post and I suck at three-pointers so I’m worried here.

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Bari Weiss Declares CBS Will Have Zero Tolerance for News “Someone tried to slip some news into this past Sunday’s episode of ‘60 Minutes,’” Weiss said. “Fortunately, I was able to catch it in time.”

Bari Weiss Declares CBS Will Have Zero Tolerance for News
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That fireman's death was fake too huh. Poor widow grieving needlessly.

American flag in the background with the word DONE stamped in the foreground

The American People Are Done. We are over the lies, the racism, the cruelty. We are finished with the sycophants,corruption, the greedy oligarchs, the dismantling of science, education & healthcare. We’ve had it with ICE & blowing up fishing boats. Bye to Putin & authoritarianism.
Trumpism is dead.

#ResistanceUnited #ProudBlue #DV1 #ONEV1
Indiana gerrymandering vote

Thank you to all who voted No; it was voted down.

You did not bend to an open threat from Trump and his backers; Power resides in your states’ constituents.

‼️Important thread, the Russian Epstein link 👇

“Epstein was close with Vitaly Churkin, a Russian Ambassador with close ties to KGB head Vladimir Kryuchkov. Kryuchkov and Churkin brought Trump to Moscow in 1987 and may be the link to Robert Maxwell,” @davetroy.com wrote.
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Trump and his rich boy allies are about to find out a few things, aren’t they? The Indiana Senate told them to kick rocks.

trump is a 5 year old who only sees the sweet candy in front of him but never thinks about the consequences of eating too much of it. Lowering rates before inflation is truly cooled does not avoid pain. It delays it and magnifies it. Leaving us paying more for everything while rich people get more.

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Hegseth Seizes Scottish Tanker Carrying Whiskey “Despite my repeated demands, the tanker refused to deliver its cargo to me,” Hegseth said.

Hegseth Seizes Scottish Tanker Carrying Whiskey
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Profile in Awfulness: Tom Cotton The senator from Arkansas is a firehose of lies.

Profile in Awfulness: Tom Cotton
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Hegseth Orders Strike on Notorious Drug Traffickers The narcoterrorists were posing as seven stranded castaways.

Hegseth Orders Strike on Notorious Drug Traffickers
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YouTube video by Words Unravelled with RobWords and Jess Zafarris Where do swear words come from?

Where do swear words come from? youtu.be/NqvT3gVz2aw?... via
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This was illuminating and delightfully instructional. These two seriously smart people get into the history of swear words and will keep you smiling all the way to the end.

Hiding in the woods like bitches

People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.

A federal judge in Texas has struck down the state's newly redrawn congressional map.

The Epstein Story That Corporate Media Won't Touch Warning: This post contains upsetting content.

The Epstein Story That Corporate Media Won't Touch
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